The pigsticker is dedicated to hunting down and skewering the incompetents and trough-wallowers in the country and Oldham in particular. If ya built with straw or sticks, I'll huff 'n' puff and blow your house down! If ya have feet of clay, beware the flood! If ya nose is deep in the trough, beware the PIGSTICKER!
TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE!
Bigger, sharper teeth than our ramblings in the on-line Oldham Evening Chronicle, which are being strangled by ever increasing censorship or moderation as they call it. We, the people of this town have no collective public voice to shout on our behalf, willing to question and challenge the lunacy visited upon us by the numpties in The Tower Of Babble, various thieving MPs, the legions of PC police at GMP, PAT'S, PACT'S, academy lovers, transport 'experts', vastly overpaid Council Officers from Charlie Chuckles downward, quangoes, placemen, do-gooders, do-badders, tree huggers, Brussels and Alcock! You get the idea? We intend to remedy this via the revamped Pigsticker. Now with added fibre. If any of you out there want to join us in restoring the town to it's former pleasant aspect, please feel free to submit articles. No moderation on this site!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
KISS MY ARSE! SAYS BROON - Woolyarse sticks his nose in!
Christine Pratt, founder of the National Bullying Helpline and the one who blew the whistle on the charmless mental fucker Broon and his tantrums, today found herself the focus of an aggressive personal attack by Woolyarse, the Irritation Minister. In a thinly veiled threat he called her 'a prat of a woman' and insinuated that she would regret her actions. Such sweet talk from an 'Honourable Member! He is reported as saying, " It's a tough business, politics. It's 18, 20 hours a day that people like the Prime Minister work." What the flying fuck has that to do with the tartan twat's verbal and physical abuse of staff and anyone else unfortunate to come within range of the prick's temper? He continues, " I think this attack on him (The One Eyed, Snot Gobbling Scottish Barm Pot), by this prat of a woman down in - where's she from, Swindon? - I think that will backfire on her."
Everything the little tosser does backfires on this town. As though we haven't got enough troubles. The town has become an embarassment. No wonder the rest of the country regards Oldham as synonymous with the worst of places to exist. They look upon us as brain dead morons. What other impression is there, when we are seen to tolerate the lunatic utterings and acts of the utterly talentless, foot-in-mouth, conniving, snivelling, greedy, arse licking toady, elected by the voters of Oldham East & Saddleworth.
If there's any firing, back or otherwise, it should be the little twat from down in - where the hell's he from? Oh yes I remember, put the cunt back in S****horpe!
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