MORE decision-making power is coming to Oldham as part of sweeping changes to all six district partnerships across the borough.
Changes will include each district partnership having a central hub and a satellite base.
Current area manager positions will be scrapped and replaced with new, more senior district co-ordinator posts. Translation: Area managers will be promoted, regardless of lack of talent or ability, to district co-ordinators.
Each area will have its own environment manager. This is part of Lie-bour's plan to reduce managerial posts. .
A £360,000 central pot will be available for large projects. How B-I-G will these projects be with £360K divvied up between six of 'em? In addition, each ward will get its own £30,000 priority fund, as well as £25,000 for highways schemes. £25K will go absolutely nowhere on highway schemes. Never mind I'm sure the members involved will find a use for the cash!
It is also planned to give each councillor £2,000 and they will also have to take part in extra
Council leader said: “This will separate good councillors from bad councillors and leave bad councillors exposed.”
His ridiculousness Suttie, asked, last week, in the OEC , who these bad councillors were.
Well now. We are going to put him out of his misery and expose the bad councillors. Suttie or Meacher's haemorrhoid as we call him, because of where he is always to be found, is not a councillor, he is an ex-councillor but thinks he is still sucking the public tit. He knows everything and nowt, spouts drivel like the TUC handbook and generally bores the shit out of everybody. So let's have him first
HERE WE GO
HERE ARE THE PILLOCKS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONDITIONS WE ARE LIVING IN
Jenny Hardlysane - half of the Hardlysane money sponge dynasty.
Huge McDonald - Makes Peter Dean look intelligent.
Colin McLaren - named after a supercar. The Colin was never a success.
Eddie Moores - Why didn't Mom listen when they said: 'Don't have Eddie Moores, Mrs Moores.
Barbara Brownbread - Crumbs!
Dave Houle - sartorial elegance personified.
Jack Hulme - Syke's glove puppet.
Graham Shuttlecock - Another lightweight
Joy Wriggleswell - Will give you that come-hither look, or is it go-yonder?
Ann Opengate - The hairstyle from hell.
Paul Fartin - The original face in the crowd. No speaking parts as yet.
Jimmy Madman - Sunny Jim, Wayne Rooney look alike but not as bright.
John Badboy - Evil tosser behind the Woolas fiasco. Allowance grabber supreme.
Glenys Buttfroth - An angry silence
Phil Holly - The prick we get once a year.
Jean Stretcher - A heavyweight
Stevie Ray Williams - The Limeside Cowboy
Goes for me too.
Olways Chatterin - Empty 'ead
Bernie Judge - A bad one
Tony Larrikin - The lumpen proletariat.
Phil Hardlysane - The other half of the public-tit sucking Hardlysanes.
Derek Havinone - Was great in Oh Mr Porter with Will Hay...Done nothing since.
Alan Roughedge - The Denshaw Dimwit.
John McCann - A smile, a hop & a skip as we go through life.
Graham Seldom - Seldom seen, seldom heard.
Babs Beery & Val Segway - Looking for an opportunity to star in panto.
Rod Blithely - Supremely forgetable.
Howie 'Fat Boy Sykes' - Former chief eater of OMBC. Perk meister bar none.
Roger Hinders - Rose without trace
Nige Newton - Crackers. Related to the Figg-Newtons
Jackie Starturn - Gipsy fortune teller and peg seller.
I have also agreement with you.
Peter Dim - Here he is 'The vacuum abhorred by nature'. Member of brains trust with Huge Mcdonald.
Lynne Topspin - Tuppence on herself. Overpriced.
I want to make sure all planning applications are adhered to correctly, innit.
So that's it then for the bad councillors a comprehensive list of the good ones follows:-
So now you have seen the bunch of nincompoops, nitwits, halfwits, talentless, clueless brain-dead farts who supposedly are running this town. Be afraid! Be very afraid! Looking at that gallery of incompetents is it any wonder the town is in the shit state it is? Just look at the intelligence shining out at you. What makes them think and us believe they have the nous to run anything? Look at them, most of them would struggle to run a bath. A waste of space, a waste of time, a waste of oxygen. For what? Oldham! A wasteland!!!
DON'T BLAME US YOU VOTED FOR THE TOSSERS....YOU COULD HAVE...YOU SHOULD HAVE, SAID....NO !!