TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!

TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE! Bigger, sharper teeth than our ramblings in the on-line Oldham Evening Chronicle, which are being strangled by ever increasing censorship or moderation as they call it. We, the people of this town have no collective public voice to shout on our behalf, willing to question and challenge the lunacy visited upon us by the numpties in The Tower Of Babble, various thieving MPs, the legions of PC police at GMP, PAT'S, PACT'S, academy lovers, transport 'experts', vastly overpaid Council Officers from Charlie Chuckles downward, quangoes, placemen, do-gooders, do-badders, tree huggers, Brussels and Alcock! You get the idea? We intend to remedy this via the revamped Pigsticker. Now with added fibre. If any of you out there want to join us in restoring the town to it's former pleasant aspect, please feel free to submit articles. No moderation on this site!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

'Ave you bin puttin' it about that am barmy?'

A new wave of allegations against the Prime Mentalist, prompted Brown to make another extraordinary plea on television last night. In a determined attempt to rebut the new claims against him of bullying, striking members of staff and foul mouthed rants at people, including the Governor of the Bank Of England, Mervyn King. He said: ‘I have never, never hit anyone in my life. I don’t do these sorts of things. A Glasgae kiss, maybe. A fucking good kicking, yes, but I don't engage in fisticuffs with people, especially, big people. Any allegations that have been made about me hitting people or anything are completely untrue. I have people who do this for me. I keep Johnny 'Thick Ear' Prescott for things like that.  He's a real  'hard' man. Like Dear Peter.  He delights in a bit of mayhem and needs no egging on. Dennis Skinner, with his rapier like wit, and command of the English language is more than a match for any argumentative cocksuckers who come storming into my fucking home shouting the fucking odds and telling Me, fucking ME! How to run the bastard country, economy, photocopier or whatever. These gobshites need to have a bit more decorum and self restraint, like what me and Mick the welder have. Anyhow, I haven't time to waste gobbing with the fucking likes of you. Fuck off! Before I kick you in the bastard bollocks.


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