HOLE OCCUPIES MP's MIND!

'Ere we go again with that little wankstain Woolyarse electioneering for all he is worth, (actually he is worthless, any worth he has is all ours, stolen from us by chitty).  The tiny twat is now backing the set of  morons, calling themselves, 'The Birks Quarry Action Group.'  The action this set of 'burkes' is proposing is that we, the squeeze-dried, wrung-out, overtaxed poverty stricken bastards, of this town, cough up and buy a fucking big hole in the fucking ground for them to play in.  Allcock the ubiquitous, council  cabinet member for almost everything in the known universe,  in a rare moment of lucidity,  has already told them there is no cash for holes. Woolyarse,  the greedy, grasping, little tosser has now written to OMBC describing the decision as ludicrous. He says, 'Bringing the quarry into public ownership would end this long running saga..'
If the gobshite actually lived in the town, instead of playing his first and second home scams,  he would know we are  now two levels below fucking skint.  The only possible benefit of this hole to the town, would be if we could bury Woolyarse,  Meac£er,  Heye$,  Sy£es,  Allcock,  Charlie 'Turd'  Parker and all the rest of the thieving  council parasites in it.  If Woolyarse and the 'Burkes' want the fucking 'ole, then let them club together and buy it.  He would probably put a chitty in and claim it as necessary parliamentary expenses. Like nappy liners, lipstick, tampons, ladies shoes and blouse.  (The pic has nowt to do with the story: I just like it. He should be 'pied' at least once a week.)

I CLAIMED MORE THAN YOU DID!  NA, NA, NA, NANA!

Did you see these two yesterday?  A rare picture of  Woolyarse and one of the few MPs to have claimed more than him in exes.  These two money grabbing, trough slurping bastards cleaned us out for  £1,214,000 in the last four years of published figures. Once again that is ONE MILLION, TWO HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN THOUSAND QUID.  These are epenses only!!  This on top of salaries that were over £1Million for the same period.
You can see the two parasites on the right are out of favour. Not even a bottle of pop for  Counc. Dean, 'The Vacuum Abhorred By Nature'  and the original Oldham Trougher Battye who transformed expenses gathering into an art form.  Be nice if this was a fucking farewell party for the lot of them.