TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!

TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE! Bigger, sharper teeth than our ramblings in the on-line Oldham Evening Chronicle, which are being strangled by ever increasing censorship or moderation as they call it. We, the people of this town have no collective public voice to shout on our behalf, willing to question and challenge the lunacy visited upon us by the numpties in The Tower Of Babble, various thieving MPs, the legions of PC police at GMP, PAT'S, PACT'S, academy lovers, transport 'experts', vastly overpaid Council Officers from Charlie Chuckles downward, quangoes, placemen, do-gooders, do-badders, tree huggers, Brussels and Alcock! You get the idea? We intend to remedy this via the revamped Pigsticker. Now with added fibre. If any of you out there want to join us in restoring the town to it's former pleasant aspect, please feel free to submit articles. No moderation on this site!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

OLDHAM TEACHERS ON STRIKE - Exam results improve dramatically!

 The ideological pillocks in the NUT and ALT are prancing about with joy at the news that every school in Oldham is set to be hit by a series of walkouts after furious teachers backed strike action in a row over pensions.
About 1,400 teachers are aiming to strike on June 30, closing all 109 schools in the borough with unions saying further action could follow — though the walkout will be called off if the Government backs down. That's fucking magnanimous of the unfit for purpose tossers. Bet it would be called off quicker if the Government stood firm and said you're all sacked.
Now for the boring statistical bits. Try and stay with us folks.
There are 2,500 teachers in Oldham with 1,100 National Union of Teachers (NUT) members and up to 300 Association of Teachers and Lecturers (ATL) members.
In the ATL’s  ballot, turnout was 35 per cent (105) with 83 per cent of those (87) in favour. 213 were obviously not in favour.
The NUT's turnout was 40 per cent (440) with 92 per cent (405) members  in favour. This leaves 695 agin it or too thick or idle to make the effort.
So, out of 1,400 teachers 492 vote to strike. With the remaining 1,100 non NUTs or ATLs, this means 2,008 teachers in Oldham did not vote for strike action. Over-fucking-whelming, innit?
Secretary of the Oldham NUTs Tony Harrison said: “The NUTs in Oldham tend to be stronger than the national average on strike action. Really? 40% turnout?  Teachers are really angry. They stand to lose in some cases over £100,000 during their lifetime. Show us the figures wanker! It's a pity they are not really angry about the illiterate and innumerate youngsters they are turning out year upon year! It's a pity they don't cease the ideological bilge they stuff into the heads of kids, who are too thick to realise what is happening. 
The workshy fucker then goes on to say, “The attack on us is three-pronged. If the plans go ahead we will have to pay more in contributions, work longer and receive less. It’s a massive issue."  The only three pronged attack we'd like to make on you idle turds is with a pitchfork. You will have to pay more in contributions? Tough titty! Join the outside fucking world! Work longer! Work fucking longer??? We'd make you work until your pupils could read, write add up and converse in the English language and had maybe, some sort of future after schooling other than becoming another turnip on the NEETs pile! You think you will receive less? Most of us think you've been overpaid for years judging by the results we see each year and don't give us any of your 'look how exam results have improved' bullshit. The exams are so fucking easy I bet even some of your teachers could pass them.
He says, “People talk about teachers and other public-sector workers having gold-plated pensions but this is a nonsense as teachers, on average, retire with a pension of less than £10,000-a-year.” Again show us the bastard figures! Hands up all those that know a skint ex-teacher. Hands up all those that know ex-teachers who've taken 'retirement' at 50 to waltz off into another job. Or spend their fucking time annoying the shit out of us as councillors (oooh big pay days there) and other sinecures. Look at that fucking Suttie for one, retired after a 'lifetime' of abusing the minds of our kids,  at about eleven years of age and has since devoted his time to arse licking one of our MPs (I'll leave you to guess which), and pontificating on matters about this town about which he knows and always has known, nowt!
ATL secretary Iain Windeatt said: “We don’t take this sort of action lightly. Members are taking action with a very heavy heart. We want the Government to negotiate with us.”  We want your fucking teachers to teach. We want you to turn out kids with the basic abilities to get a job other than street wandering but it seems to be a forlorn hope when all your heads are stuffed with semi-political garbage.
A third teaching union, the National Association of Head Teachers (NAHT), will decide later this week whether to ballot members on strike action. Didn't you use to think folks that headteachers were appointed because of their superior abilities and flair to improve schools which they led? Forget that folks. They are all tarred with the same brush. Nobody gives a shit about anything only number one.
ATL general secretary Mary Bousted said: “This is a warning shot across the bows of the Government. When even the least militant education union and teachers working in private schools vote to strike, the Government would be wrong to ignore it.”  Why are teachers in private schools striking? Why do the financial and pension arrangements of these people concern the Government?  Or, though we very much doubt it, are they gleefully jumping on the strike bandwagon, in order to get even more days off?
How sad to see these irresponsible workshy wankers more interested in strikes and union action than providing a proper education to the youth of this blighted town to perhaps enable them to escape the quagmire of a jobless future in a washed up town. The two fat twats of the local teaching union Tony Harrison and that eminence grise of the Oldham teaching scene Bryan 'Striker' Beckingham have a lot to answer for. It's about time we told 'em to fuck off, put our house in order and tried to improve the education provided in this town!!!!


JUST TELL THEM ....NO! THEY DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT!

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