The pigsticker is dedicated to hunting down and skewering the incompetents and trough-wallowers in the country and Oldham in particular. If ya built with straw or sticks, I'll huff 'n' puff and blow your house down! If ya have feet of clay, beware the flood! If ya nose is deep in the trough, beware the PIGSTICKER!
TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE!
Bigger, sharper teeth than our ramblings in the on-line Oldham Evening Chronicle, which are being strangled by ever increasing censorship or moderation as they call it. We, the people of this town have no collective public voice to shout on our behalf, willing to question and challenge the lunacy visited upon us by the numpties in The Tower Of Babble, various thieving MPs, the legions of PC police at GMP, PAT'S, PACT'S, academy lovers, transport 'experts', vastly overpaid Council Officers from Charlie Chuckles downward, quangoes, placemen, do-gooders, do-badders, tree huggers, Brussels and Alcock! You get the idea? We intend to remedy this via the revamped Pigsticker. Now with added fibre. If any of you out there want to join us in restoring the town to it's former pleasant aspect, please feel free to submit articles. No moderation on this site!
Saturday, June 18, 2011
A GOTTLE OF GEER - Or a goose!
Did anyone notice this hilarious piece of "Oldham Art' failed to reach it's reserve price at Christie’s in London this week.
The painting by William Stott of Oldham, called Happy Valley had been expected to reach around £120,000.
Is it just me or is there anybody else out there would have the screaming hab-dabs with that hung on the parlour wall? Happy Valley?? Just look at the pair of them. I'd hate to meet them when they were miserable. If it's so fucking happy why isn't she gazing adoringly at the guy in the frock? Are those her hands or is she romantically clutching two pounds of Wall's pork sausages? He seems to be inviting her to chuck herself in the stream. With a face like hers, I don't blame him. Has he just discovered 'she' is really Harry Bamforth from Hollinwood and has just discarded the packet of three he had brought for the occasion? Where's his left hand? Is he a ventriloquist practising in a quiet spot with his dummy? Has he just dug her up out of Hollinwood Cemetery? Has she led him up the garden path and is now refusing to go all the way? (This theory was explored by Jeannie C O'Riley on her best selling record 'Happy Valley PT, Hey!)
Daisy Nook was never like this in the old days. Ask Lowry.
PS The frame's nice! It would set off my 'Green Woman' a treat!
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