THE BAD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY!

MORE decision-making power is coming to Oldham as part of sweeping changes to all six district partnerships across the borough.

Changes will include each district partnership having a central hub and a satellite base.

Current area manager positions will be scrapped and replaced with new, more senior district co-ordinator posts. Translation: Area managers will be promoted, regardless of lack of talent or ability, to district co-ordinators.

Each area will have its own environment manager.  This is part of Lie-bour's plan to reduce managerial posts. .
A £360,000 central pot will be available for large projects. How B-I-G will these projects be with £360K divvied up between six of 'em? In addition, each ward will get its own £30,000 priority fund, as well as £25,000 for highways schemes. £25K will go absolutely nowhere on highway schemes. Never mind I'm sure the members involved will find a use for the cash!
It is also planned to give each councillor £2,000 and they will also have to take part in extra troughing training.  By our reckoning we're up to about three-quarters of a mil on this. Good to see Lie-bour back to their scrimping and saving.

Council leader Jim McMahon, reading from the Jeremy Sutcliffe book of Lie-bour wit and repartee said: “This will separate good councillors from bad councillors and leave bad councillors exposed.”

His ridiculousness Suttie, asked, last week, in the OEC , who these bad councillors were.
Well now. We are going to put him out of his misery and expose the bad councillors. Suttie or Meacher's haemorrhoid as we call him, because of where he is always to be found, is not a councillor, he is an ex-councillor but thinks he is still sucking the public tit. He knows everything and nowt, spouts drivel like the TUC handbook and generally bores the shit out of everybody. So let's have him first

HERE WE GO           
HERE ARE THE PILLOCKS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONDITIONS WE ARE LIVING IN

Jeremy Mithering Twat Sutcliffe - Pretentious self opinionated pillock. Expert on everything in this town. Has the cure for all the ills of the place. So! How come the jumped up little twat didn't do anything when he had the reins of power in his hands? Because he's all wind and piss, a Lie-bour yes man, toeing the party line. Not a free thought in that pixie head like all the rest of his red brethren. He hurt his finger when Meacher's arse clapped shut unexpectedly  as he was reaching for a pearl of wisdom.



J.M.T. Sutcliffe

 Martin Diedoff - The invisible man.

Jenny Hardlysane - half of the Hardlysane money sponge dynasty.

Huge McDonald - Makes Peter Dean look intelligent.

John Hudson - Wet like the river

Colin McLaren - named after a supercar. The Colin was never a success.

Eddie Moores -  Why didn't Mom listen when they said: 'Don't have Eddie Moores, Mrs Moores.

Barbara Brownbread - Crumbs!

Dave Houle - sartorial elegance personified.

Jack Hulme - Syke's glove puppet.

Dave Fibber - Diddy Dave, perennial moaner in local press.

Graham Shuttlecock - Another lightweight

Joy Wriggleswell -   Will give you that come-hither look, or is it go-yonder?

My main areas of concern are, benefits, grants and the provision of affordable six or seven bedroom housing for the hard working people of Oldham

Same here.

Me too

John Dimmun & Philamean Chitin Another of the teat sucking dynasties. Renowned for their sparkling gaiety & joie de vivre.

Ann Opengate -   The hairstyle from hell.

Babs Drawerson -  MMA Heavyweight challenger.

Paul Fartin - The original face in the crowd. No speaking parts as yet.

Jimmy Madman - Sunny Jim, Wayne Rooney look alike but not as bright.

Ian Barking - Changed sides more times than an Italian deserter.

John Badboy -  Evil tosser behind the Woolas fiasco. Allowance grabber supreme.

Glenys Buttfroth - An angry silence


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Phil Holly - The prick we get once a year.

Jean Stretcher - A heavyweight

Stevie Ray Williams - The Limeside Cowboy

My main area of concern is benefits, grants and the provision of affordable six or seven bedroom homes for hardworking Oldhamers.

Same here.

Goes for me too.

Olways Chatterin - Empty 'ead

Bernie Judge - A bad one

Tony Larrikin - The lumpen proletariat.

 Steve Gushforth - All wind and piss.

Phil Hardlysane - The other half of the public-tit sucking Hardlysanes.

Diane Willia......Who?

Mike Buckboard - Full of green credentials and crap.

Derek Havinone - Was great in Oh Mr Porter with Will Hay...Done nothing since.

Alan Roughedge - The Denshaw Dimwit.

Dick Knowless - From Greenfield. It's village idiot.

John McCann - A smile, a hop & a skip as we go through life.

Graham Seldom - Seldom seen, seldom heard.

Adie Alexander - Having a ragged time of it. Unemployed ex rugby player we're told.

Babs Beery & Val Segway - Looking for an opportunity to star in panto.

Allcock - By name not nature. Last proper job- milk monitor. Now wants everybody's job.

Rod Blithely - Supremely forgetable.

Howie 'Fat Boy Sykes' - Former chief eater of  OMBC. Perk meister bar none.

Roger Hinders - Rose without trace

Nige Newton - Crackers. Related to the Figg-Newtons

Jackie Starturn - Gipsy fortune teller and peg seller.

My main area of concern is benefits, grants and the provision of affordable six and seven bedroom housing for the hard working people of Oldham.

Hear-Hear!

I have also agreement with you.

Winter Drawerson - In it for the money.

Peter Dim - Here he is 'The vacuum abhorred by nature'. Member of brains trust with Huge Mcdonald.

Lynne Topspin - Tuppence on herself. Overpriced.

My main area of concern is benefits, grants & the provision of affordable six & seven bedroom housing for the hard working people of Oldham.

 I also

I want to make sure all planning applications are adhered to correctly, innit.

 
So that's it then for the bad councillors a comprehensive list of the good ones follows:-


So now you have seen the bunch of nincompoops, nitwits, halfwits, talentless, clueless brain-dead farts who supposedly are running this town. Be afraid! Be very afraid! Looking at that gallery of incompetents is it any wonder the town is in the shit state it is? Just look at the intelligence shining out at you. What makes them think and us believe they have the nous to run anything? Look at them, most of them would struggle to run a bath.  A waste of space, a waste of time, a waste of oxygen. For what? Oldham! A wasteland!!!


DON'T BLAME US YOU VOTED FOR THE TOSSERS....YOU COULD HAVE...YOU SHOULD HAVE, SAID....NO !!