'A group of environmentally-conscious youngsters has teamed up with Street Scene and parks departments to carry out grot-spot clean-ups. 'They also learned how to report issues like litter, graffiti, fly-tipping etc.directly to the council using the new “Tidy Oldham” application on smart phones.'
I don't know about the rest of you folks but I would have preferred to have seen groups of the 'environmentally-unconscious' scrotes responsible for the fucking litter, fly tipping and graffiti nuisance, cleaning it up! Why are we so soft on the filthy indolent bastards who blight our lives? Round 'em all up. Beat the crap out of them then put 'em to work clearing away all the shite they have inflicted upon us.
If the E-C's come across any E-U's fly-tipping or graffitiing they would be well advised not to call the council's Tidy Oldham app in sight of the E-U's otherwise the E-C's will swiftly become just unconscious and short one smart phone. Ah! Such is life in modern down-town Fails-Worth!
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