YOU HAVE CUTS! ..................We also are struggling to make ends meet! I think this year they will meet in the Maldives!

The Thievin' Troughers are still at it!!!  £300,000 in expenses.

Oldham MPs claimed almost £300,000 in expenses between them during the last parliamentary year eleven months.
Figures released by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (IPSA) showed Ashton money sponge David 'Grabber' Heyes, whose constituency includes Failsworth and Hollinwood, claimed the most,  £131,226.90  between May, 2010, and the end of March, 2011.
He was closely followed by Michael 'Mickey Ten-Houses' Meacher , MP for Oldham West and Royton, who hoovered up £130,215. Debbie Abrahams, who was only voted into the Oldham East and Saddleworth MP seat on January 14 following Oldham’s historic by-election, managed to scoop a mini-jackpot with a claim for £22,756.78.  Didn't take long for her to get the gravy train re-routed, did it?

The highest individual payout item went to Meac£er who claimed £105,478.19 on staffing costs. Staffing fucking costs??  Who the fuck are these people he is employing?  How many the fuck are there??  What the fuck are they doing??  Meac£er does fuck all so why he needs 105 grands worth of staff to assist him do it beats us!   For that sort of money he could employ  Woolyarse. Oh, Shit!  Many a true word spoken in jest!  But, knowing this devious set of wankers, would you be surprised if it were true folks?

• MPs earn a basic salary of £65,738.   

• David Lammy (Lie-bour, Tottenham) claimed the most allowances with  £173,922. His second home in the constituency and travel between there and Westminster probably swallowed most of that

• Heyes troughed  £65,738 + £131, 226.90 = £196,964.90 Over the period this amounts to £600 per day. Note his exes are almost exactly twice his salary again.

• Meac£er, the 'rent boy' conned his way to  £65,738 + £130,215.21 = £195, 953.21 -  Per day this = £597    Exes twice salary again! Is he still claiming for mortgage payments after 41 years???

• Abra£ams  In office just 76 days glommed pro-rata salary  £13,688 + £22,756.78 = £36,444.78 - per day this = £479  Didn't take her long to learn the ropes!

• Best 'til last?  Disgraced and disgraceful Former Oldham East and Saddleworth MP Phil Woolyarse, the lying, conniving thieving little bastard who lost his seat when a court ruled he had broken election rules, claimed £37,572.71 in winding up costs and a total of £107,523.98 in expenses claims from May 7 to November 5, 2010. This in addition to pro rata salary for the same period of  £32,799 = £177,896 This equates to £977 per day paid to the slimeball. Yeah! Read that again folks! Almost a grand a day for the little shite!  His expenses for just under half a year are almost what he claimed in previous years for the full term! Is there an explanation for this? Or was he just grabbing as much as he could before the lid of the treasure chest slammed shut?  Projected over the full year he would have been claiming about £215,000 in exes if he hadn't had such a stroke of luck getting involved with Messers Battye and Fitzpatrick. Oh, happy day!  Do you ever wonder if you are in the wrong job???

Question: Why did little Woolyarse get winding up costs? These are designed for MPs who leave Parliament, either through retirement or being defeated in an election. Which did the little slimeball come under? The man was sacked, evicted, ejected, fucked off by the courts, he left in disgrace. How come he qualifies????
  The IPSA, which administers and regulates MPs’ expenses, refused to reimburse two train ticket claims by Meac£er totalling £87.40. Probably off collecting his rents!
They also refused a general administration claim by Heyes for £129.84.
Heyes was also only reimbursed £530.16 for a general administration claim of £660. The deduction amounts to the mysterious £129.84. What can you get for £129.84?
But, listen to this,  39 claims from 35 MPs were either not paid in full or not paid at all. Out of 650 of the most bent bastards in the country 615 of them collected on the thousands of claims submitted bar 39? Do us a fucking favour IPSA, pull the other one. We're not all fucking stoopid!!

MPs claimed a total of £70.6 million in parliamentary expenses over the financial year. Between the lot of them that works out at £108,615 apiece. I'm sure we could find better things to do with the money.
In Oldham there are lots of places we could have used the £607,259 wasted on our three and a half Members.  Maybe we could have spent it on 'consultants' to research the possibility of having a leisure and entertainment complex alongside the Metrostink at Mumps!!!!!!

HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THESE THIEVING BASTARDS? - WE HAVE GOT TO MAKE OUR VOICE HEARD .... SAY..NO..NO...NO!!!!!