We have not seen any official announcements on latest developments in our town centre, especially in our fav Lie-bour mag The Oldham Chronicle. But this is probably to be expected as they are working flat out to sell as many photos as possible from their latest wheeze, the School Prom. This is an alien English concept shoved down our throats by the OEC when they discovered they could sell hundreds of pix of fat young girls in totally unsuitable frocks cavorting with accordion trousered yoofs wearing their first and probably last suit and looking as if they had only ever worn a tie to keep their pants just below their arses. Our beloved paper probably tells 'em all how beautiful they are and not having any mirrors in their homes they swallow it all, hook line and sinker.
Anyhow we came across this below and in the absence of any official word on the future of our much beloved shopping centre we think there may be a clue somewhere in the ad. See if you can spot it.
The Prom photos may be severely curtailed in future years as a result of this announcement. It will be a big loss when the bespoke suit and frock deparment closes.
The nails are sliding into the coffin at an ever increasing rate. Will there be anybody left to attend the funeral??
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