Dim Jim has, after a six or seven minute consultation period, revealed his ‘new’ cabinet.
Familiar names return to the feeding station. By familiar we mean the same dogma riddled, bigoted, unchanging and unchangeable, dyed-in-the- wool Lie-bour prehistoric monsters.
The number of ‘cabinet members’ has been cut from 10 to 8! How long before the number of ‘cabinet members’ is cut to ONE???? The reason put forward for the cut is: “To allow the appointment of four non-voting ‘deputy cabinet members’ at no extra cost, which Little Jimmy said, ‘would provide support and give people more experience at senior level.’
To unravel this you need a degree in Lie-bour confuse-speak.
So! It’s been cut from 10 to 8 to accommodate four more tit-suckers. So what they mean is it’s been cut from 10 to 12. Ah! but, I hear you cry, this is at no extra cost. Do you really believe that?? If so, don’t worry we’ll get help to you as soon as possible. Just keep the tooth fairy happy ’til we arrive.
If they are indeed performing this onerous duty without recompense, then I have a question. Why the fucking hell don’t the rest of the tribe do the same? See! Instant savings.
Next item on the agenda: Cross party Cabinet advisory boards will be set up for ‘back benchers.’ They won’t be getting expenses for that will they? So that’s more savings.
As well as being the great Poobah Baby James will be responsible for ‘democracy.’ What an arrogant piece of shite he is. No member of the Lie-bour collective has the remotest concept of democracy. Basically Lie-bour philosophy can be summed up as: ‘Shut up - Do as you are told - What’s yours is mine and I’m keeping fucking tight hold of what’s mine - vote for us - expect nowt - get nowt. You’re blowin’ smoke Jimbo!
So who have we in this ‘new’ team? Oh! Fuck me what a breakthrough, five of the old washed up tossers are back.: - Shoab Akhtar - Diddy Daddy Dave Hibbert - Phil Harrison, the slithy tove - Old McDonald who nearly bought the farm on the ice fields of Springhead and who incidentally makes Peter Dean appear normal - Jean Stretton(who?) The two new faces, Barbara Dawson - Abdul Jabbar.
And who we may ask are the four altruistic bastards helping us prosper out of the goodness of their hearts(rofl). We have Barbara Brownridge(who she?) - Jenny Harrison (she should be good for a bit of spin) Bernard Judge (not good).
And
leaving the worst ‘til last last we have the despicable oily fuckpig
Battye! This is the lying, manipulative, conspiratorial piece of crap
largely responsible for that glorious piece of Lie-bour history - the
fucking off Woolas saga. How anyone could connive as he and his
co-conspirator, Fitzpatrick did, resulting in the loss of a Lie-bour MP
then be welcomed back by the Party and given a position of authority,
beggars belief. If I had been Woolas I’d have returned and bitten
Battye’s balls off and sewn 'em to his eyelids. Is this the sort of
individual we want or need in a position of authority in the town? We
have enough bad vibes as it is. Let’s have a campaign to fuck him off
(preferably in as evil a manner as he employed with Woolas.) By the way
did you all see in the local press, Battye’s star witness at the trial
The woman he coached & drafted letters of complaint for, the
Mcladdery woman, appeared in court charged with benefit fraud. A fucking
good pair they make. They deserve each other! (See post Dec 20/ 2010 'Question Time')
Anyhow, back to Sunny Jim and his cabinet of none of the talents. He tells us that: ’We have brought together a cabinet with real mix of talent, experience and passion to move Oldham forward. Goody! Where is it then Jimmy? Are you keeping it hidden and using the above band of nondescript, talentless fuckers as a cover?
Noooo! Folks that’s it. What you see is what you get, and that is very little indeed. Nothing will change. The blundering dinosaurs wallowing around in their private little Jurassic Park are incapable of change or adaptation, the very things that led to the extinction of their forbears 65 million years ago. Oh! Would that some cataclysmic disaster should strike The Tower Of Babble, sometime soon and finish the job
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