Well then! What's been happening in the mighty metropolis in our
absence? Fuck me! we've had a bleedin' election and the parasitic
Lie-bour bastards, led by Jim (Give me more expenses) McMahon, have
been re-elected by the bovine fucking electorate who still have not
realised what a state of shit and dereliction the tossers leave the
town.
Anyhow, for those of you don't know what the vapid faced
fucker now leading us into the potholes of oblivion, looks like, here he
is on election night having just received the leaders regalia from
outgoing council leader and fast food ace Coun Sykes. This ancient
symbol signifies the relationship between the council and the citizens
of the borough.
It's not all bad news however. Word reaches us
that Shaw chippy will be saved from closure. Sykes will not be away on
all them free jollys in
the council our Audi, so will
be free to resume his thrice daily visits to his favourite shopping
outlet. The owners stated that the doubling of trade should enable them
to retire in a couple of years. An outcome we have been wishing on the
eating machine for some time.
No comments:
Post a Comment