Now the madness begins anew. Once more the town begins the inexorable slide into debt, depression, derelictionand dogma as the red brigade snouts prepare once again to burrow into the trough of what they think is their, but is in fact, our money.
So what plans has the new gauleiter for the expectant masses?
He says "change is on it's way." The only change we'll get from these fucking imbeciles will be the loose change that will be all that's left after they have plundered the coffers.
He says he will cut the number of managers, bring power to the people and save £54 Million.
Nearly all these 'managers' are Lie-bour appointments. Do YOU seriously imagine they will reduce their support base? (do you think the unions will let them?)
Bring power to the people! He is seriously taking the piss now. The last, the very last thing a Lie-bour administration will allow is outside interference, especially from unqualified members of the public who are not as clever and bright as wot they are.
How is he setting about saving this £54M he waffles about? Well, first of all, he proposes setting up SIX more town halls! That's alright then. We can do that at no extra cost and without extra staff. (Well maybe a few extra managers to see things run smoothly. But no extravagance of course. No new manager will receive more than £140,00pa, so there's a big saving there.
Now here's a beauty.This will make you laff. He proposes reducing councillors allowances by £130,000. Until I read that bit I was believing everyone of Jimmy's plans. Now I know he's fucking us up the rear.
He is, single handed going to resolve the problem of Athletic's new stadium. He is going to sell the club to Ashby-de-la-Zouch. He's heard they have a largish field doing nowt.
He is set to establish new entertainment facilities in the town. These could include (get this) TWO cinemas. In the last thirty years what fucking facilities have Lie-bour (or any of t'other parties, for that matter) fucking well provided in this town. Short answer: not a fucking one! For fucks sake, we'd have settled for fucking ONE! Why do we not believe you now Jim you lying sack of shit?
He's also proposing to re-open the four day-care centres recently closed by the last incumbents of The Tower Of Babble. Oh, goody. Lots of savings there then.
Plans by the previous council to charge disabled drivers for using council car parks & charge visitors to countryside centre car parks, will be scrapped. These will be replaced by the present council's plans
to charge disabled drivers for using council car parks & charge visitors to countryside centre car parks.
Councillor Mardarse concluded by saying: " I'm not promising anything I don't think I can deliver"
errata:...In final sentence insert full stop after 'anything'
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