TWO MORE GREEDY THIEVING PIGS!!
On your left: The grabbing gobshite for Great Grimsby, Austin Mitchell. On your right: The Leyton & Wanstead Wanker, Harry Cohen.
Cohen, the smirking greaseball, claimed £65,000 for a second home. Only one problem, he didn't have one! But, what the hell! Everybody's claiming for one so he thought he might as well get in on the act. Excuse me for asking but isn't that THEFT? Is it not a criminal offence nowadays? Never mind that he's had to repay it. He bloody well wouldn't have done if he hadn't been found out. Get rid of the wanker.
Mitchell claimed £10,549 in mortgage payments to which he was not entitled. Not just for this year, but since 2006. Mitchell, who has previous form, last year claimed for Sainsbury's ginger crinkle biscuits, and bottles of whisky and gin. He claimed £1,200 for re-upholstering sofas at his London home - although the work was done miles away in Yorkshire, where he has his main home. Mr Mitchell said at the time that reupholstering furniture was better for the environment than buying new. He also put in a claim for £1,296 for bespoke shutters, but this was turned down by the Commons authorities..
The grasping bastard came out with the following heart-rending pile of shite: 'I've been agonising about this over Christmas and it was a weight on my shoulders.' ' I just wanted to get it off my shoulders by talking about it now.' He said, 'It's upsetting and it has made me very miserable.' 'It's my own gormlessness that's to blame. I should have read my documents more thoroughly, but I didn't.' 'It was a mistake, a careless oversight.' What's made him fucking miserable is having to pay back the £10,549! What about Christmas 2006, 2007 & 2008? Not much agony there, eh?
Gormlessness, mistake, careless oversight, should have read my documents more thoroughly, but didn't?? This fucking idiot is part of the bunch of tossers supposedly running the country. Is it any wonder we're in the fucking state we are? Get rid of the wanker!
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