Muldoon's Picnic!

 Have you seen this??? Looks like the Beer Festival won't be missed . You don't think this had already been planned: -Do you??  Look at the wondrous entertainment to be served up by the morons up the tower.  A champagne reception. Oooh, very Oldham!  Not one, but two bands AND a DJ. Plus a gourmet three course meal, probably pie, chips & peas from Butterworths (a free ad, by gum).

At £25 a pop it will be packed with the cream of the Council Chamber and seven or eight tiers of overpaid management sludge fom OMBC. They're the only buggers can afford it in this town, thanks to them. At least our finest elected won't have to suffer much financial hardship. They'll claim it all back on expenses, no doubt. Sounds like it will be a lovely 'do' and a really exciting replacement for the beer festival, which, let's face it, nobody really enjoyed.
NEXT FUCKING ITEM!
What the bleeding 'ell is that at the top of the advert. Well, bugger me! It looks like the crappy old coat of arms of this crappy old town all tarted up for personal use of our mayor. Why the fuck can't he use the Polo Mint, the turquoise orifice, like the rest of us?  100,000 quid that cost us (worth every penny) and now they choose to hide this glittering example of the con artist's style guru's craft, laboriously created on a Post-it note after months of work and research one lunch-time. Instead they choose to display a symbol that reminds us what a terrible place Oldham once was and how lucky we are now to have the wise old heads leading us on forward.

                                                            DELUSION OF GRANDEUR

                                        
                              

Ugly piece of work, aint it?