GMP about up to their usual standard. Flaky Fahy seems to be rapidly losing the plot. He now wants special courts for shoplifters set up in the Arndale centre. Brilliant! They could have special promotions, 'cop one get one free.' City centre police stations are closing and we're told the future is 'inquiry points' in town centres. Perhaps they could give out home decorating tips and treat minor medical problems while they are at it...
Meanwhile...
A series of crime and detection league tables comparing Greater Manchester with five similar police force areas paints a bleak picture of law and order across the region.
Greater Manchester Police has come under fire from members of the region’s police authority after the area ranked either bottom or next to bottom in four national tables produced from the results of the annual British Crime Survey.
What does Flaky propose. "Our focus is to reduce corporate costs, ensure frontline services are supported and put more officers on the streets."
First move? Let's spend £11.5 million on a new computer system.It will go nicely with our fine new shiny HQ up in Newton Heath.
Responding to government concern over the rising level of crime and the piss poor performance of Greater Manchester's finest, our Chief Cuntstable has now given all his boys 90 days to come up with the following improvements:-
Getting more officers on the street. You'll need a crowbar to prise most of them out of the station.
Cutting bureaucracy. Impossible! It's a target driven, PC social engineering service.
Targeting the worst performing force divisions with the aim of getting them to rise three places up national league tables. This entails the three bands of incompetents above them, closing down and going on holiday for three months
Motivating officers to do their job and detect burglary, car crime, and anti-social behaviour. Why should these well paid numpties need motivation to do their job? If they are not up for it, give 'em maps to the job centre.
It's time we stopped promoting these pseudo-intellectual, socio-economists to senior posts. It's time we had old fashioned, time served, hard line bobbies in charge.
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