The pigsticker is dedicated to hunting down and skewering the incompetents and trough-wallowers in the country and Oldham in particular. If ya built with straw or sticks, I'll huff 'n' puff and blow your house down! If ya have feet of clay, beware the flood! If ya nose is deep in the trough, beware the PIGSTICKER!
TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE!
Bigger, sharper teeth than our ramblings in the on-line Oldham Evening Chronicle, which are being strangled by ever increasing censorship or moderation as they call it. We, the people of this town have no collective public voice to shout on our behalf, willing to question and challenge the lunacy visited upon us by the numpties in The Tower Of Babble, various thieving MPs, the legions of PC police at GMP, PAT'S, PACT'S, academy lovers, transport 'experts', vastly overpaid Council Officers from Charlie Chuckles downward, quangoes, placemen, do-gooders, do-badders, tree huggers, Brussels and Alcock! You get the idea? We intend to remedy this via the revamped Pigsticker. Now with added fibre. If any of you out there want to join us in restoring the town to it's former pleasant aspect, please feel free to submit articles. No moderation on this site!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
PORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
I see the fat porcine bastard feeder of the council, Snout Sy£es had one of his hissy fits at last weeks meeting of the council. He was asked by Lab Councillor Chatteron why the 'Integrated Transport Service' had been cut by £500,000 whilst he and the rest of his troughing team were frittering cash away on 'luxury spending'. ITS is councilese for the transport provided for handicapped & disabled folk, to get them to various care & treatment venues. Luxury spending is councilese for Jollys. The fat fuck, who has a large following, mainly in his trousers, then stamped his foot & turned a bright puce while all his chins wobbled in unison. He said it was inappropriate to further subsidise transport services for people receiving mobility allowances. But it's not inappropriate for the tub of lard to use the new £58,000 car, leased by US, to travel alone to jollys where he can show off in front of the rest of the greedy parasitic troughers. This on top of the travel remuneration the grasping fucker claims. Work on the Tower Of Babble had also, coincidentally, cost £500,000 (Hmm, looks like the disabled paid for that!). This he defended on the grounds that it was necessary, was well received and was value for money! Necessary for what? The only thing necessary for the ugly eyesore is demolition. It was well received! Who the fuck by? Not us and certainly not the disabled. I've a sneaking suspicion it was well received only by his obesity and his cohorts. It was value for money! For fuckety fucks sake! The whole monstrous concrete pile of shite isn't worth that! It's all about fucking self aggrandisement so fat sack of blubber can prance and preen when other wastes of time and money arrive on another jolly.
His final tantrum concerned the jollys enjoyed by Lab when they had their turn at the trough. He had discovered that they had undertaken 10 away-days at a cost of nearly £15,000. He said "I find it quite breathtaking that the opposition is attempting to lecture this administration (Me) about tightening belts and reducing costs." I know where I'd like to tighten a belt! This is just two faced shit from the grasping, gob stuffing, trough stomping fat bastard who has wasted at least twice that amount of OUR taxes in less than two years. Remember The Chinese jolly? £14,000 for five of them but it did include a thirteen course breakfast. Remember the Harrogate jolly? Eleven of them for three nights £10,000. Remember the Worsley jolly? Twenty of the thieving fuckers stayed overnight whilst they had a meeting. Cost £3,000 even though they had just spent £500,000 of our money doing up the politburo tower for just such an occasion. How did the corpulent cunt travel to the Worsley jolly? That's right, alone in OUR new £58,000 leased motor car. How far is Worsley? 13 miles!!!
Why the fuck did no-one accept his offer to quit the last time he spat out his dummy. We need to be rid of this fat fucking fraud! It's all going to end in tears and tantrums.
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