NO! NO! NURSE, I SAID PRICK HIS BOIL!

The gobshites at Pennine Acute Trust are to axe twenty-three beds at the Royal Oldham Hospital. Why? You may ask. According to some prick called Steve Taylor, mouthpiece for the festering set of wankers, it is to improve services for patients. You moronic little heap of stinking vomit, stop insulting our intelligence! We all know that last year, the Government asked NHS authorities to come up with proposals to reorganise the service to save money as a result of the recession. For reorganise, read cutbacks.  Details are now starting to emerge of an ongoing  programme of cuts. Listen to the arsewipe Taylor 'justifying' the cuts. " Overall, these moves will further improve the quality of patient care, reduce the length of stay in hospital and reduce the risk of, get this.. 'Health care acquired infections.' You simple minded fuckwit!  There will be twenty-three would be patients NOT getting ANY quality of 'care.'  NOT having a bed will reduce the length of stay in hospital. It will reduce it to 'nowt'. You will be at home hoping you don't snuff it before your turn for the bed comes around.  As for health care acquired infections. It is true  you won't be at risk because you won't be there. You  will be lying in your own bed suffering the ailments that you should be being treated for in hospital.  Money can never be found for basics such as decent NHS cleaners - but there is always plenty for Taylor and his quango cronies to scoop out of the trough.  The  NHS doesn't need the current number of management parasites who have neither medical nor nursing skills and are not involved in patient care.  These self important jobsworth  appointments are  political.  It's a multi-billion pound industry where the concerned and cynical spend their careers paper shuffling and protecting their arses. But they kid themselves if they think they put the patient first. Their 'care' is not about us, it's all about feathering their own nests and inventing targets.  Their proliferation  is part of a ludicrous socialist drive to create meaningless jobs using our taxes on others. There is simply too much management right across the NHS, most of it duplicating, interfering or counter-productive, and all of it diverts resources from the hard-pressed units and nurses who treat real people and who need them most.
Health expert Professor Nick Bosanquet of Imperial College says: "Poor financial management is endemic in the NHS and a major barrier to future productivity and dealing effectively with new challenge. The tools of basic financial management remain absent from most of the NHS and the service does not know what it is spending money on."
Here's a sample of the lunacy at PAT: Chief exec. John Saxby got a mere 2.75% pay rise last year taking his wage to £185,000. Medical director Ruth Jameson got a 3% raise to take her to £170,000. The bloody personnel director, Roger Pickering  also got 3% taking him to £145,000. That's £500,000 for just three of them. And there are hundreds of 'em. like the tosser Taylor all on big money. He, by the way, styles himself director for medicine. Do we need these grasping fuckers? Does anyone know what most of them are supposed to be doing?  Cuts are needed are they?  Twenty-three beds versus half a million quid. Where would you like to make the cuts folks?