" HARDLY BELIEVABLE, FORTY YEARS ON!! "

Now we are being asked to celebrate forty years of devotion to his constituency by that humourless piece of shite,  the arch hypocrite Michael Meacher.  Forty fucking years and what have we to show for it?  As far as he's concerned, not much. He's never shown much interest in the problems of the town. You never hear  him bring up local matters in the house of conmens. He doesn't live here, just like the other waste of space, and on his fleeting visits to the constituency he loves so much, he can;t wait to get away as soon as possible.  He lied to us about his antecedents, having us believe he was descended from penniless farm labourers who had toiled on the land for generations. He's never toiled anywhere, never even got his hands dirty.   Born in Hemel Hempstead,  he was educated at Berkhamsted School, New College, Oxford and the London School of Economics, where he gained a Diploma in Social Administration.(WOW!). Not bad for a horny handed poverty stricken son of the soil. Oh no, wait a mo, it turns out Daddy was an accountant and gentleman farmer. The two faced bastard had the nerve to criticise second home owners at the same time as owning three or more himself. The current count is not known but is believed to be fifteen to twenty, including one in the constituency, in which he has probably never stayed a night.  In the past four years for which figures are available, WE have paid him approx  £260,000.  PLUS he has also claimed £510,000 in allowances and expenses. That;s twice as much in exes as he received in salary. Unbelievable ain't it?  Enough is enough.  He's got to go. Remove Sutcliffe from up his arse and send him and his forty years of wasted opportunity back 'dahn sarf ' where they deserve him.  On second thought, leave Sutcliffe where he is and we can get rid of two for the price of one.  It is high time MPs were made to live in their constituency, not two hundred miles away in London like our pair. Then they could experience the same trials and tribulations as the voters.  TIME FOR A FRESH FACE!  WE NEED SOMEONE TO WORK HARD IN AND ON BEHALF OF THIS TOWN - NOT MORE PLACEMEN.  --   BEGONE MEACHER!