TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!

TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE! Bigger, sharper teeth than our ramblings in the on-line Oldham Evening Chronicle, which are being strangled by ever increasing censorship or moderation as they call it. We, the people of this town have no collective public voice to shout on our behalf, willing to question and challenge the lunacy visited upon us by the numpties in The Tower Of Babble, various thieving MPs, the legions of PC police at GMP, PAT'S, PACT'S, academy lovers, transport 'experts', vastly overpaid Council Officers from Charlie Chuckles downward, quangoes, placemen, do-gooders, do-badders, tree huggers, Brussels and Alcock! You get the idea? We intend to remedy this via the revamped Pigsticker. Now with added fibre. If any of you out there want to join us in restoring the town to it's former pleasant aspect, please feel free to submit articles. No moderation on this site!

Friday, March 5, 2010

JOLLY BOYS GO WILD IN WORSLEY!!!


You just could not make this bleeding stuff up!  Oldham Council, up to it's tits in debt,  £45Million of savings to be made, 500 council jobs to go,  services, amenities and facilities cut back,  not just to the bone, but virtually severing limbs left right and centre. Yes THAT Oldham Council. The greediest fucking trough stomping, self serving, most incompetent brain dead, talentless pile of shite ever dumped on this blighted town, have gone and done it again.  For an estimated  cost of only  £145 a head they have just sent twenty 'officers and politicians' (Ha!)  on a jaunt to the Marriott Worsley Park Hotel and Country Club, in...wait for it WORSLEY. That's an estimated cost of  £2900 of Oldham council taxpayers money.  Worsley for the uninitiated is approx 13 miles from Oldham.  Guess what? They had to stay the night. Who was leading this merry band? You've guessed right again, Fat Bastard Sy£es and  Charlie 'Turd' Parker.  Sy£es  'The Feeder of the Council'  is now so full of his own importance he had to be driven to the venue in a 'civic car'. A civic car for fuck's sake.  Did you know we had such a thing for the use of these pillocks?  A Council spokesperson, (note the anonymity),  defended the decision and said it represented 'good value'. Not for us poor bastards funding it, it didn't!  This same anonymous prick said, 'This is common practice among local authorities, we hold two of these 'strategic events' every year and have done for many years.'  So it's not just the Lib Dem wankers. For many years Labour must have been sticking it up us also. Still more from His Master's Voice,  'All councillors and officers attended in their own FREE time, ( It makes you weep don't it?), most councillors have day jobs, (though fuck knows who'd employ the useless twats), so that is why we had to start on a Friday and work through to Saturday.'  By which time they would be sober enough to make their way home. Do you want to bet on whether they claim it on exes or not? Thought not!  Notice the amounts stated are 'estimated', wait until we get the real figures.  Oh, silly me.  I forgot to tell you what this junket was about. In their own jargon, what they were yapping about was "Trying to deliver better services in the face of reduced funding from central government."  In other words this loathsome bunch of tossers were trying to learn how to save money!!!!  We could tell them couldn't we folks and we will get the opportunity on 6th May.  Sy£es you fat greedy bastard.  Before you start puffing that this was a serious conference and was not a jolly, let me tell you what it was. IT WAS A JOLLY!  IT WAS ANOTHER IN YOUR LIST OF JOLLYS!  IT WAS A FUCKING FLAT OUT, FREE LOADING JOLLY!

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