TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!

TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE! Bigger, sharper teeth than our ramblings in the on-line Oldham Evening Chronicle, which are being strangled by ever increasing censorship or moderation as they call it. We, the people of this town have no collective public voice to shout on our behalf, willing to question and challenge the lunacy visited upon us by the numpties in The Tower Of Babble, various thieving MPs, the legions of PC police at GMP, PAT'S, PACT'S, academy lovers, transport 'experts', vastly overpaid Council Officers from Charlie Chuckles downward, quangoes, placemen, do-gooders, do-badders, tree huggers, Brussels and Alcock! You get the idea? We intend to remedy this via the revamped Pigsticker. Now with added fibre. If any of you out there want to join us in restoring the town to it's former pleasant aspect, please feel free to submit articles. No moderation on this site!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

..AND THEN THE WHEELS FELL OFF!


Well bugger me! Just when you thought they couldn't do any more stupid things, they go and prove us wrong again.  We, that's WE, folks, you and I, have now entered into a lease agreement for a new  £57,000 Audi 'Civic car.'  This is the very vehicle that Fat Bastard Sykes used to travel to a recent meeting of Greater Manchester council leaders and also to the jolly down in Worsley last week. The reason we need this latest example of our money  disappearing before our very eyes is that the  'old' 
The new Audi 'Egotrip' 

Volvo mayoral car is 'clapped out.It was bought for £22,390 in 2004.  They claimed it was costing £5,500 a year to maintain, and was becoming increasingly costly to run.  £5,500 a year?  £106.00 a week on maintenance? It should be fucking perfect.  How was it becoming increasingly costly to run? Had fuel consumption suddenly dropped to 3mpg?
No. What this is about is the fat fuck's ego. Don't he just love wobbling out of his new limo when he meets up with all his like minded parasites in the region.  This new car will be used by,  the Mayor, council leader, and — listen to this - - where appropriate — the chief executive and other council dignitaries, when representing the authority on official business.  Since fucking when did we provide chauffeur driven transport for 'the chief executive'. He's fucking raping us as it is!  Who are these 'other council dignitaries.'  Bet you can't name 'em can you folks? I bet I can, let's see: Alcock, Thompson, Knox, Stanton, that'll do for a start. 
The Multi-Chin says: “These new procedures for use of the vehicle,  are also more environmentally sustainable, allowing the car to be used by several civic dignitaries at once, thus avoiding the potential for parties journeying separately and sustaining more expensive travelling costs.” WELL WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE ONLY YOU IN IT ON YOUR JOLLY TO WORSLEY????  How much expensive travelling costs did that save US?  This news comes just at the time we learn that the greedy grasping twats are removing £500,000 of funding for the transport of vulnerable people to day care. You have to ask yourself,  are priorities in order here?  Once again is this what we elected the useless bastards for?  Come on folks let them know what you think.  Everything we pay in bloody extortionate council tax is being used to buy toys and baubles for the numpties and  feed  their egos.
Oh by the way. Does anyone know the cost of leasing a  £57,000 Long wheelbase Audi A8?  I only ask because the tub of lard says, 'The car has been leased by the council to save money.'  So it must be less than £106.00 a week then.  

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