Take a sharp knife - Make deep incision, on arm or leg, say - pour in four ounces of cooking salt - rub vigorously!!
This is pretty fucking cynical from a 'supposedly' local newspaper. One that never uttered a word against the vandalism, perpetrated by the duplicitous knob-heads on OMBC, as they systematically closed out our once 'world famous' Tommyfield Market.
Perhaps we should all take out subscriptions to the 'Chesterfield Advertiser' and ask them if they would be prepared to cover important, (to us), matters in Oldham.
FORTHCOMING READER'S TRIPS......
Visit to a world renowned paper mill..... Half day trip. See the brown 'window display' paper for Town Centre stores being made.
Local trip....Half day to Greenfield...Stand on the bridge and watch trains passing...Memories of yesteryear.
Science museum...Full day ... See all kinds of intricate working machines from such famous names as Ferranti, Platt Bros,Bradbury Motorcycles....Learn the history of these famous marques and where they were manufactured.
The Trafford Centre ... Full day trip- on arrival in the morning watch the free car parking in operation. Lunch in the 'Orient' where they serve actual food. Following an afternoon spent browsing the myriad stores,(all open), why not pass a pleasant evening at the Cinema, the Bowling Alley or one of the local Restaurants....So many NEW things to see and do in one day!
Warrington...Half day ..Visit one of the town's numerous industrial estates...Bring your outline planning maps of the Alexandra Retail Park to visualise our brave new world. In the evening the trip will be split into two with Roughyed's supporters enjoying a night at St, Helens RLFC's Langtree Park whilst Latic's supporters will visit Moston Playing fields where FC United have plans for their new stadium on display.
Blackpool ...Full Day ... A visit full of fresh air and good fun...Visit the Ex-Pats in the "Little Oldham" enclave of Cleveleys - Listen as they tell of the hardships they suffer....After a traditional Oldham meal of Lamb Bhuna with Jeera Rice it's off to Madame Tussaud's waxworks. They have just opened a new exhibit - 'Oldham Council Meeting' ...People who have seen it say it is beyond lifelike - some even said it showed more life than the original.
Mystery Tour - Oldham ...Join us as we take a nostalgic trip along the highways and byways of old Oldham Town. See the ancient pot-holes - gaze in wonder at the eternal road-works - marvel at the intricate diversions and one way systems as your driver attempts to avoid the thousands of colorful signs dotted around the town ...take a thrill ride down the by-pass viewing the ever changing scenery as we pass through Supermarket car-parks and filling stations.....Full Day (or maybe longer), bring sandwiches.
Local Curiosities ... Join us on this extended tour as we visit some of Oldham's stranger sights ...See the St. Jeremy Fountain in Sutcliffe Place - still spouting years after everyone thought it had dried up - The Fitzpatrick-Battye Rumour Mill where complex political ideas were forged - The tallest Mosque in Oldham...fully eight feet taller than you expected - Littletown....birthplace of local hero and short order cook Coun 'Diddy Dave' Hibbert - The Shaw cricket ground where Coun Allcock was no-balled. - The steps of the Old Town Hall ...where many in the past promised to perform but few if any did. - The derelict curved land once home of the derelict curved warehouse. - Finally your driver will reverse up to the new youth club in the town centre. Plus many more.....Could take forever.......
HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED - WE ARE ALL BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE!!!
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