XMAS HIGHLIGHTS........... ENTERTAINMENT OWDHAM STYLE!

Two Old biddys rescue injured goose!
“As we were feeding her, Val went round the back, grabbed her by the neck and put her in the bag. It was very easy to catch her.
“She is a beautiful goose. She was posing for the pictures as if she knew what was going on.”
She'll be fucking perplexed on Xmas day then! All golden brown with an onion rammed up her arse!

Ten candidates throw their hats into by-election ring
The candidates are: Elwyn Watkins for the Lib-Dems; Debbie Abrahams for Labour;  Kashif Ali for the Conservatives; Pirate Party leader Loz Kaye, a teacher at Liverpool  Institute of Performing Arts; Monster Raving Loony Party’s Flying Brick (Nick Delves),  David Bishop from the Bus-Pass Elvis Party and Peter Allen of the Green Party, who fought High Peak last year, narrowly losing on points after 10 gruelling rounds; Euro-MP Paul Nuttall,  will attempt to get more of his snout in the trough as UKIP candidate; Derek Adams represents the BNP and Stephen Morris from Bury the English Democrats.
If you combined all the brains of this bunch of chancers they wouldn't fill me grandad's flat 'at
If this news makes you feel nauseous, remove hat and throw your ring into it!

 Follow me; I'm right behind you
Brian Strutton, GMB National Secretary for Public Services, whose job is not under threat, but should be, said: “The cuts are here and now as the tsunami of job losses in local authorities just keeps coming. We have 87,374 posts threatened so far at 107 councils. GMB officers are consulting members on what they want the union to do in this unprecedented situation."
 What do the members want the union to do?? Is this wanker real? We want him and his well paid overstuffed cronies to get off their fat arses and try something constructive for a change. But no, he will probably, like all his jelly minded 'brothers', recommend 'strike action.' This of course will not affect Brian Strut-On, who will still be receiving his overlarded pay packet. Didn't hear no bleating when 'Comrade Brown' was increasing his power base, stuffing Labour clients in public sector jobs.

Bin collection info online

THE council has launched an online service for locals to keep up-to-date with bin collections.
Residents will be able to check waste collection schedules and find up-to-the-minute information about the affects of adverse weather on services. An amusing Xmas entertainment from your caring Council. This will provide everyone with a good laff on Boxing day as they search their 2011 calendars for 'Bin day.'


IT'S THE PRINCIPAL THAT MATTERS!

Great news on the financial front. The Council's 'Treasury Team' have managed to earn £15million by judicious investment of a lump of spare cash they found floating around. The council called this mysterious moolah, "money held in reserve." I didn't think we had any reserve. Did you folks? We are always hearing how short we are of the readies when anything needs doing. Maybe, like us, you've noticed interest rates are about one eighth of a point above shite at present. Therefore fifteen million in 'interest' indicates a huge sum of  "money held in reserve." How much? Do tell us. It's our money after all.

FROM THE OLDHAM EVENING CHRONICLE.....XMAS EVE 
"Your Chronicle will be in the shops early this morning to make sure you have the chance to get your hands on the local news and sport while getting your last minute shopping." But if you are an on-line subscriber, paying fifty quid a year, in advance, you've got nowt, nada, zilch, zero, fuck all! Good value OEC. Get your act together. Does no-one care any more?

PANTOMIME DAME
Councillor Lynne Topspin, cabinet member for Performing A Vanishing Act On Public Money, said: “This is the third year we have operated the Christmas closure scheme and it has proved very successful to date. If you count closure as a success, that is.
“The public should be relatively unaffected as to them it will appear like service as usual.
This plan makes sound economic sense for council tax payers, having saved the authority an estimated £77,000 last year over the three days. This from the Council that wasted £53,000 plus, of our money on the 'Whistling Piss-stone' street art.

Council leaders should be under fire fired!
 Town hall leaders are “stupid” if they cannot cope with savage cuts to their budgets, Communities Secretary Wilfred Pickles claimed yesterday. Nay, Nay, Wilfred lad, it's nowt do wi' coping wi cuts to their budgets. They are just plain downright fucking STOOPID, period.
Council leader Howard Sykes said Oldham was “in good shape” to handle the challenging budget settlement.
That's more than we can say for them two fat bastards, Sykes and Pickles. They've more chins between them than the Shanghai telephone directory. If I were that goose I'd watch out for a mountain of lard creeping up behind me, Paxo in hand.
Speaking of creeping up behind, we extend seasons greetings to Michael Moocher and his haemorrhoidal acolyte Suttie the Brown Nosed Gopher. What no card this year??

AND FINALLY........

To all those folks celebrating myriad diverse festivities of unknown and dubious origin with all their usual tolerance of the Christian ethos of this country.....To you we send this Christmas message.... BOLLOCKS!!

To our loyal, dedicated reader, from all here in the sty, we can only say..................

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS. 

Remember in 2011 it will be time to say ..... NO!!

QUESTION TIME ??????

This pile of twaddle from Ole Blubber Lips appeared in the Oldham evening Chronicle Fri 17th Dec The OEC had questioned why Labour had included him on the list of candidates for the forthcoming by-election. A reasonable question one may assume, given that his fingerprints were all over the operation which resulted in them losing their sitting MP in the constituency.

 

INTEGRITY IS NOT IN QUESTION

What the slimy toad seems to forget is that he was, alongside Joseph Fitzpatrick and Steven Green, responsible for promulgating and publishing the lies and innuendo in the various Labour rags, which lead to the downfall of Woolas. The actions of these three, in publishing personal attacks on Elwyn Watkins are what the whole court case hinged on. And he talks to us of integrity?

He states that in Court Judgement Para 125: His evidence, that the costs incurred by the Petitioner's election team was in the region of £200,000, was "unchallenged"

Also Para 125 The Court says "It is unclear from his statement how this very large sum was reached."

Para 126 says "One element in Mr Battye's estimate was evidence which the Respondent's election team had received from a former Liberal Democrat volunteer, Mrs McGladdery"

Para 131 The Court says: "We concluded that she was an unreliable witness."This woman made several unsubstantiated claims against the Petitioner and the Lib-Dems. The court said: " We were not persuaded that there was substance in any of these complaints and concluded that they demonstrated, unhappily, a preparedness on her part to make unfounded complaints......"
 "The Respondent, (Woolas), agreed when cross-examined that facts alleged in election addresses should be checked and should be backed up by RELIABLE evidence. We consider that on any objective assessment the allegations made by Mrs McGladdery were not reliable."

Para 131 The Court says: "We concluded that she was an unreliable witness."

Does that mean the evidence was discredited and unreliable???
Is this not the evidence upon which Battye based his accusations ???

This woman has been used as a stooge by  the Labour party  and Battye in particular. At one stage he was even drafting letters of complaint for her.
He claims that the "innuendo" in the editorial in the OEC was that his evidence was 'either discredited or unreliable.'

No blubberychops your evidence wasn't 'either discredited or unreliable.' It was discredited AND unreliable.
As for 'speculation about my integrity.' We are not speculating. We have you sussed. Much as we thought Woolas was a complete tosser, he deserved better than the three deceitful, scheming, lying pieces of shit: Battye, Fitzpatrick and Green.

THE TIME IS NOW!...... SAY NO !!

THERE'S A HOLE IN OUR BUCKET, DEAR HOWIE....A HOLE!

 This week it was reported that the Local Government Pension deficit 'totals £100bn'

A report says the scheme's liabilities have soared 41% over the past three years.
Latest research suggests the deficit in the Local Government Pension Scheme in England may have more than doubled in the past three years to £100bn.
The deficit would be equivalent to about 7% of the UK's annual economic output, and compares with a shortfall of £42bn three years ago.. Pension consultant John Ralfe who published the data, suggested taxpayers and scheme members will have to pay some £4 billion extra a year into local authority pensions to plug the gap over the next couple of decades. Communities Secretary, Eric Pickles said: "Town hall pensions are now costing over £300 a year to every household paying council tax,."  These latest figures point to an increase of two-thirds in pension contributions, from £300 to £500 a year for every household. He added,  'Town hall pensions are now costing over £300 a year to every household paying council tax. This is equivalent to a quarter of everyone’s local tax bill going to local government pension costs, rather than emptying bins, running libraries or cleaning the streets.' To cover the latest deficit figure will consume approximately one half of every household's council tax.'
Last year, when we first broached this subject, the deficit in the Oldham LGP scheme was reported to be £63.5 million. If the new figures are correct and based on the fact that it is very unlikely that OMBC have reduced the deficit, the figure now could be around £92 million.

Are all you council tax payers happy to be shoveling  half your annual extortion into the gold plated pension pots of the likes of Sykes and 'Turd' Parker, not to mention the myriad extra hangers on  managers, under managers, over managers, can barely managers and the couldn't manage a hot dinner, managers. Now you see why all our services are being hived off to outside companies, who cannot even manage to run their own operation efficiently. Now you see why we have no facilities, no amenities, no services. We have no money to run these things. You are paying the highest council tax in the area so that 55 year old, under-achievers who have spent twenty five years trying to justify their existence and ticking off the calendar to retirement day, can take their pot of gold and slope off to their Dordogne farmhouses where they sit laughing at us stupid fuckers.

Just look at those figures again!!  At present £300 of everyone's council tax goes towards the golden goodbye for the useless tossers. This will probably rise to £500 of everyone's council tax. Is this what you thought you were paying for??? Or were you labouring under the delusion that the bunch of brain-dead wankers were beavering away spending your taxes  on YOUR behalf to provide everything we thought we were entitled to expect, from people supposedly working for our benefit?

We have been asking for denial or confirmation of these figures for over a year now and if correct what steps are being taken to rectify the situation. We await any enlightening comments from the numbfucks in The Tower of Babble, but are not holding our breath!

IN THE MEANTIME: FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY...... NO!!

'EAD THE FUCKIN' BALL, MORE LIKE!!

This gormless shite came out with a typical slice of Labour fuckwittery the other day as he launched Labour's campaign for the by-election. There is no end to the self-delusional rantings of these knobheads who've never done a days work in their lives, but claim to be able to run every other buggers lives better than they can themselves. Read it and weep!

“I think it is shocking to see the plans for the north west,” he said. “Places like Manchester and Oldham thrived under Labour because we made sure that we made arrangements for areas with higher levels of deprivation were looked after."

Is he havin' a fuckin' laff ???  Oldham thrived under Labour?? Hands up all those who agree with that statement. For the last 30 plus years this town has been sliding down the slope of prosperity and quality of life. Nearly everything has gone! We have no amenities. No industry.  No leisure facilities. No market. No town centre left. Transport links to the town are a joke, we are virtually cut off from the rest of the world. 
Go and look at the records and photos of by-gone Oldham. See the bustling, prosperous, industrious town it used to be. Talk to the old folk who remember the good times. THEN you will realise that three-quarters of the town has fucking vanished. What did the mighty Labour party do whilst all this took place? Absolutely fuck all. They sat and drew their expenses, went on their jollies and yapped endlessly about their various self aggrandisement schemes. Empty vessels the lot of them. All wind and piss. Not an original idea from any of them down the years. Every one of them wedded to the Labour Party Manual. What a fucking waste!  It's the waste that gets to you. The wasted money. The wasted opportunity. The wasted time. The wasted lives.
Why the fuck the people in this town couldn't see through them, fuck only knows. Even now they are still at it, spoiling, spoiling, spoiling! Trying in their ignorance to score points off anyone who comes up with a halfway good idea. Against everything on principle if they didn't think of it first. No thought for the greater good of the town and it's inhabitants. Just so long as 'I'm alright Jack' is taken care of. We need a fucking clean sweep. A fresh start. Fuck the useless fuckers off!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD SAY......... NO !!

A MICKEY MOUCHEL ORGANISATION!

 More good news for Oldham. Mouchel, the company behind the Unity Partnership, to whom our beloved Council has been hiving off ever greater chunks of the running of the town, is reported to be having financial problems. It could only happen in this town. We have a Council with no money, will, ability or ambition to run the everyday business of a Council handing over our Taxes to a company that has £180M of Bank debt. In October, Mouchel announced losses of over £14.7 million and has been forced to reduce its staff by 2,000 across the country. Mouchel's bankers, Barclays, RBS and Lloyds have called in accountants Deloitte to examine the company's books, triggering worries over Mouchel's financial standing.Shares in the company have fallen 70% since the start of the year.
The share price is currently 76.5p valuing the company at £85.9M Not much to back up the bank debt there.

Now the ineffable Councillor MadMan, leader of the Labour group which appointed  the Chief Executive who signed Oldham up to a 12 year agreement with this company, says we should delay transfering further Council services to the partnership  Councillor MadMan, said: “First we have had to agree a bailout to stop losses following the failure of Mouchel to bring in the promised new work. “We then had Oldham’s call centre moved to Rochdale, and have been forced to accept a shared management team with Rochdale to save money.” So, effectively, we are paying money, to save money, to a company that is losing money! Oh, by the way, this money we are talking about is your money. It's your council tax, or what's left of it after the council have dipped their stickies in it.
The Unity partnership already provides the Access Oldham contact centre, some finance, highways, property and IT services, and is due to take over the council’s human resources, credit control, and some accounts functions, highway management and more customer services next year. Fuck me!! Stop these bastards immediately. If we don't and the useless tossers go under we will probably have to sell the town to cover their debt.
A spokesman for Mouchel says: " We are continuing to demonstrate our commitment to Oldham, most recently with the announcement that we will be bringing 65 new jobs to the borough next year.” This is due to the fact that they have had to close their Liverpool operation and bring the jobs to Oldham to save money. Cynical? Moi?

YOU WERE WARNED.....IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO SAY.....NO !!

HARTLEPOOL ONCE HANGED A MONKEY THINKING IT A FRENCH SPY....THERE'S MORE MONKEYS FROM THERE NEED HANGING!

Labour has named the team who will help new candidate Debbie Abrahams fight the Oldham East and Saddleworth by-election.

Her campaign manager, hoping to help her retain the seat taken from Phil Woolas after his historic Election Court defeat, is Hartlepool MP Iain Wright, shown here (left) with his fat fucking 'live in friend' Tom Watson. Wright is the stupid fuckwad who visited the town last year and thought it a 'fantastic place.'  He is one of the Labour MPs with 'form' from the expenses scandal. Read what this Honourable Member and his 'Friend' got up to prior to last years revelations. 

Iain Wright and Tom Watson lavish £100,000 on shared central London flat on MPs' expenses

 Daily telegraph 10 May 2009
Two Labour ministers, Iain Wright and Tom Watson, have used their parliamentary allowances to lavish more than £100,000 on a shared central London crash pad since the last general election.
Mr Wright, a junior housing minister, asked the Commons fees office if he could buy furniture at taxpayers' expense even before he had purchased a property, saying that he wanted to use up all his allowance for the year.
He was told that for form's sake he should wait until after the general election to see if he would be returned as an MP.
Mr Wright's flatmate, Mr Watson, the minister for digital engagement, spent the maximum of £4,800 in a single year on food, and had his expenses cut after buying a set of dining room chairs that exceeded the limit set by the fees office.
Both men later claimed for a half share of the legal costs involved in the original purchase of the Westminster mansion flat, and then the fees involved in buying the freehold of the property a short time later.
By purchasing the freehold, the MPs will have added significantly to the value of the apartment, but are under no obligation to pass on to the taxpayer any profits made when they sell the flat in future.
After winning the by-election that resulted from the resignation of Lord Mandelson as MP for Hartlepool in 2004, Mr Wright used his additional costs allowance, which members can use to fund a second home, to stay in a variety of London hotels.
In April 2005, two days after Tony Blair had called a general election for the following month, he wrote to the Commons fees office, saying: "Feel like I'm bothering you all the time, but I don't want to run foul of the regulations. Today I'm putting in a claim for £1,811, which includes £1,200 for things I've bought like bedding, kitchen equipment etc. I haven't yet bought a house although I'm in the very early stages.
"It's still OK to claim isn't it? It seems stupid to carry it over into next year when a large chunk of my ACA would go unused. Let me know your advice."
Using the MP's first name, a senior official replied: "Iain, this is not something I have ever come across before. So the following ramblings are me thinking out loud!
"It appears a reasonable request but the difficulty we would have is reimbursing you without a definite purchase date.
"It can be a lengthy process which could take six months perhaps a year – can I ask how early in the buying process you are?
"There is also the General Election to take into account. Not only the risk of losing your seat (unlikely I know) but also adding further delay to the buying process. My advice would be to claim from 2004-5 as intended but withhold your claim until after May 6 2005.
"Last year's allowance will still be available to you up until May 31 2005. I think DFA [the Department of Finance and Administration] would be more willing to reimburse you in advance of the purchase of the House [sic] once you are returned."
After purchasing the Westminster flat with Mr Watson, a close ally of Gordon Brown who was forced to deny involvement in the recent Damian McBride email scandal, the pair each submitted thousands of pounds for arrangement fees and stamp duty.
They did the same the following year when they purchased the freehold of the property, claiming £1,431.46 for more legal expenses.
As well as claiming for up to £375 a month for food, Mr Wright regularly submitted claims for toiletries, before being advised that these were not admissible under the rules. Mr Watson also spent significant sums on food, on at least one occasion exceeding the £400-a-month limit.
His expenses were docked again in 2006 when he claimed £210 too much for a set of dining room chairs.
Yesterday, Mr Watson was at pains to point out that a "pizza wheel" that appears on a Marks & Spencer receipt he submitted was given as a free gift after he went on a £150 spending spree at the store.
He added: "All claims were made under the rules set out by the House of Commons authorities. I fully understand why the public expects the system to be reformed. I voted for this last week and only hope that reforms can go even further as quickly as possible."
Mr Wright said: "As a new MP, I purchased furniture and electrical equipment once I was in the process of purchasing a half share of a small two-bedroom flat in London." 

Another one, pure as the driven shit, foisted upon us. Mind you finding an untainted MP these days is as likely as finding Lord Lucan propping up the bar at The Royal Oak, Werneth (an advert, by Jove). This one is no better than the three fuckwits who managed to end Woolyarse's career. The crooks are running the jails. This town attracts them like a turd attracts flies.

REMEMBER THE WORD IS........ NO !!

SANTA HEARS YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY THIS YEAR PHIL.....NO XMAS PREZZIES FOR YOU THEN!

 Oldham East and Saddleworth by-election to be held on January 13th. Labour annoyed. Say it gives them too little time for campaigning.  'Santa' Meacher, MP for t'other 'alf of Oldham says:  “No one wants a politician knocking on their door over Christmas." No! and we don't want you either mate. Can you imagine the fun of opening your door on Xmas Eve and finding that spirit of Christmas past emptying his sack on your festive holly pattern doormat, even if he was being given a hand by his little helper, Jeremy the brown nosed eager beaver?
Bah! Humbug! begone, should be your response, and a plague on all your houses Meac£er! Why not make his Christmas complete, tell him you are all voting BNP.

'Twere the night afore Christmas and all through the house
nothing were stirring, not even a mouse.
When from the front door came this loud fuckin' bangin',
'Twere Meacher the pillock, with his acolyte, Suttie, from his arsehole  hangin.'
'Can we rely on your vote?'  He asked, 'when electoral duty calls.'
As one, with great uplifted voice, the voters all cried ........ 

REMEMBER YOU CAN SAY...... NO !!

ALL INTELLIGENT LIFE IS HERE...

 Oh dear! Two minutes into the campaign and the candidates are at it already. Labour candidate Debbie Abrahams opened the Labour book of tired old platitudes, stuck in a pin at random  and warbled: “I can’t wait until polling day when the people of Oldham East and Saddleworth will get their chance to send a clear message to the Lib Dem-Tory Government.” Nothing new there then! What does that pile of shite mean? What fucking clear message?  Why do we need Lib Dem-Tory? We all know who the Government are. The seat was held by Labour so what sort of major upset would it be if it continued thus. It's bloody sad to hear the same old claptrap from a Labour candidate. You can see why they selected her down in Lunnun. She's just another Labour placewoman. They even come ready dressed for the job. Another Labour Stepford Wife.



 

YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE..... JUST SAY  NO !!

WI' A GOB LIKE THAT 'E COULD SUCK-START A TRIUMPH BONNEVILLE!

OLDHAM’S ruling coalition is being used as cannon fodder by a government which has sent them over the top. That’s the view of Old Blubberlips Battye  former council leader and mayor. He should know all about 'over the top' being one of the brilliant Labour tossers responsible for the loss of his party's MP the unlamented Woolyarse. Perhaps he should write anonymous letters to the Government, he's good at that. maybe he should run off a few scurrilous leaflets, he's good at that. What he is absolutely NO fucking good at is representing the people of this town, providing value for money and being an honest upright citizen. The man is a total fucking joke. He even had the nerve to put his name forward for Woolyarse's job. There's a backstabber for you. After his sordid involvement in the case what made him think anyone would vote for his brand of repugnant politics? Why is he still tolerated. Would you want the slimy shite in your corner. Have we heard a word of condemnation from the other useless twat Jim Madman, leader (sic) of the local party? Have you bollocks! Know why? Course you do. They have to cling on to every seat like grim death. What a sordid bunch of  spineless, immoral, talentless, money sponges they are. How you, the people of Oldham can keep voting for the bunch of fuckwads is a mystery. They have brought nowt but misery to this town and misery is all they have to offer for the future. The Lib-Dems are on the same road, but a long way behind, while the other party the er, oh, ah, oh aye the Tories that's them, well they got lost on the way.

THE TIME IS COMING VERY SHORTLY:  REMEMBER JUST SAY NO !! 

LISTEN UP, SHEEPLE, REMEMBER THAT MARK AND PUT ONE LIKE IT NEXT TO WHERE IT SAYS LAB!

 

A gathering of Labour supporters being given guidance on how to mark the ballot paper for the forthcoming by-election in Oldham East and Saddleworth.

THE TIME HAS COME TO SAY..............NO!!!

FAMOUS LAST WORDS!!

IF I LOSE THIS COURT CASE I'LL EAT MY DICK!

Well, that should go down nicely with a few chips,a couple of pints of bitter and a bunch of sour grapes.

It couldn't happen to a more deserving fuckwit. At last we're rid of the talentless, thieving, devious pocket liner. Did you see his performance on TV after his last toe-hold on the job was kicked from under him? The hard faced cunt showed no remorse, offered no apology and blamed everyone else for his self inflicted wound and had the gall to claim it was an affront to democracy. The workshy, panty lined, tampon wearing big girls blouse, wouldn't recognise democracy if it jumped up and kicked him in his lip-sticked gob! Well done to all the Labour 'sheeple' who donated to the tosser's defence. We sincerely hope you feel it was money well spent. We also hope it costs him ALL the ill gotten gains he creamed off us during the wasted years he supposedly represented the people of Oldham East and Saddleworth. The only thing the twat represented was the gravy train. All we have to do now is rid ourselves of his fellow riders, like 'Fuck your career Fitzpatrick' and 'Ole Blubber lips Battye' the phantom letter writer and general arsehole greaser. Have we heard anything on these two from our beloved local Troughers Labour Party?  I thought not! Don't hold your breath waiting for any censure from 'More Money McMahon,'  the supposed leader of the band of trough stomping, clueless bastards. The only thing he leads is the stampede for the expenses payouts. We need to be rid of the other money pit in Oldham West as well. That is if we can prise Sutcliffe from up his ring. He's been strangely quiet on the matter have you noticed. None of his usual lecturing us on how he did it, would do it, and the procedures to follow from the book of Labour fuckwittery. Fuck 'em all off. Let's have a fresh start. For Gawd's sake OE & S please vote for somebody with the interests of the constituency and it's inhabitants at heart. Enough of the self servers. Stop being 'sheeple' be responsible citizens.

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