SANTA HEARS YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY THIS YEAR PHIL.....NO XMAS PREZZIES FOR YOU THEN!

 Oldham East and Saddleworth by-election to be held on January 13th. Labour annoyed. Say it gives them too little time for campaigning.  'Santa' Meacher, MP for t'other 'alf of Oldham says:  “No one wants a politician knocking on their door over Christmas." No! and we don't want you either mate. Can you imagine the fun of opening your door on Xmas Eve and finding that spirit of Christmas past emptying his sack on your festive holly pattern doormat, even if he was being given a hand by his little helper, Jeremy the brown nosed eager beaver?
Bah! Humbug! begone, should be your response, and a plague on all your houses Meac£er! Why not make his Christmas complete, tell him you are all voting BNP.

'Twere the night afore Christmas and all through the house
nothing were stirring, not even a mouse.
When from the front door came this loud fuckin' bangin',
'Twere Meacher the pillock, with his acolyte, Suttie, from his arsehole  hangin.'
'Can we rely on your vote?'  He asked, 'when electoral duty calls.'
As one, with great uplifted voice, the voters all cried ........ 

REMEMBER YOU CAN SAY...... NO !!

ALL INTELLIGENT LIFE IS HERE...

 Oh dear! Two minutes into the campaign and the candidates are at it already. Labour candidate Debbie Abrahams opened the Labour book of tired old platitudes, stuck in a pin at random  and warbled: “I can’t wait until polling day when the people of Oldham East and Saddleworth will get their chance to send a clear message to the Lib Dem-Tory Government.” Nothing new there then! What does that pile of shite mean? What fucking clear message?  Why do we need Lib Dem-Tory? We all know who the Government are. The seat was held by Labour so what sort of major upset would it be if it continued thus. It's bloody sad to hear the same old claptrap from a Labour candidate. You can see why they selected her down in Lunnun. She's just another Labour placewoman. They even come ready dressed for the job. Another Labour Stepford Wife.



 

YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE..... JUST SAY  NO !!

WI' A GOB LIKE THAT 'E COULD SUCK-START A TRIUMPH BONNEVILLE!

OLDHAM’S ruling coalition is being used as cannon fodder by a government which has sent them over the top. That’s the view of Old Blubberlips Battye  former council leader and mayor. He should know all about 'over the top' being one of the brilliant Labour tossers responsible for the loss of his party's MP the unlamented Woolyarse. Perhaps he should write anonymous letters to the Government, he's good at that. maybe he should run off a few scurrilous leaflets, he's good at that. What he is absolutely NO fucking good at is representing the people of this town, providing value for money and being an honest upright citizen. The man is a total fucking joke. He even had the nerve to put his name forward for Woolyarse's job. There's a backstabber for you. After his sordid involvement in the case what made him think anyone would vote for his brand of repugnant politics? Why is he still tolerated. Would you want the slimy shite in your corner. Have we heard a word of condemnation from the other useless twat Jim Madman, leader (sic) of the local party? Have you bollocks! Know why? Course you do. They have to cling on to every seat like grim death. What a sordid bunch of  spineless, immoral, talentless, money sponges they are. How you, the people of Oldham can keep voting for the bunch of fuckwads is a mystery. They have brought nowt but misery to this town and misery is all they have to offer for the future. The Lib-Dems are on the same road, but a long way behind, while the other party the er, oh, ah, oh aye the Tories that's them, well they got lost on the way.

THE TIME IS COMING VERY SHORTLY:  REMEMBER JUST SAY NO !! 

LISTEN UP, SHEEPLE, REMEMBER THAT MARK AND PUT ONE LIKE IT NEXT TO WHERE IT SAYS LAB!

 

A gathering of Labour supporters being given guidance on how to mark the ballot paper for the forthcoming by-election in Oldham East and Saddleworth.

THE TIME HAS COME TO SAY..............NO!!!

FAMOUS LAST WORDS!!

IF I LOSE THIS COURT CASE I'LL EAT MY DICK!

Well, that should go down nicely with a few chips,a couple of pints of bitter and a bunch of sour grapes.

It couldn't happen to a more deserving fuckwit. At last we're rid of the talentless, thieving, devious pocket liner. Did you see his performance on TV after his last toe-hold on the job was kicked from under him? The hard faced cunt showed no remorse, offered no apology and blamed everyone else for his self inflicted wound and had the gall to claim it was an affront to democracy. The workshy, panty lined, tampon wearing big girls blouse, wouldn't recognise democracy if it jumped up and kicked him in his lip-sticked gob! Well done to all the Labour 'sheeple' who donated to the tosser's defence. We sincerely hope you feel it was money well spent. We also hope it costs him ALL the ill gotten gains he creamed off us during the wasted years he supposedly represented the people of Oldham East and Saddleworth. The only thing the twat represented was the gravy train. All we have to do now is rid ourselves of his fellow riders, like 'Fuck your career Fitzpatrick' and 'Ole Blubber lips Battye' the phantom letter writer and general arsehole greaser. Have we heard anything on these two from our beloved local Troughers Labour Party?  I thought not! Don't hold your breath waiting for any censure from 'More Money McMahon,'  the supposed leader of the band of trough stomping, clueless bastards. The only thing he leads is the stampede for the expenses payouts. We need to be rid of the other money pit in Oldham West as well. That is if we can prise Sutcliffe from up his ring. He's been strangely quiet on the matter have you noticed. None of his usual lecturing us on how he did it, would do it, and the procedures to follow from the book of Labour fuckwittery. Fuck 'em all off. Let's have a fresh start. For Gawd's sake OE & S please vote for somebody with the interests of the constituency and it's inhabitants at heart. Enough of the self servers. Stop being 'sheeple' be responsible citizens.

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SHORT NOTICE OF SALE

MESSRS GRABBEM TWISTE & SQUEEZUM  VALUERS AND AUCTIONEERS OF ANY OLD TAT. OFFER FOR SALE FROM THE SECOND HOME OF A DISTRESSED GENTLEMAN THE FOLLOWING ITEMS.

LADIES SHOES (Dozens of pairs)      PANTY LINERS (Useful for all night sittings)

            LADIES SKIRTS (Bought in error)      BLOUSES (Big girls)                                                 

           LIPSTICKS (Many colours)                LARGE QUANTITY WINE (Chateau Tesco)           

                TAMPONS (Unused)                      VAST NUMBER OF COMICS (MPs Autobiogaphies etc)  

All as new. Receipts available 

Also to be sold without reserve: The above mentioned second home, belonging to a gentleman of repute. Recently re-furbished at tremendous expenses. Situated in a desirable area of Lees, Oldham......or is it Brentford?  We're not quite sure. But then again neither was the gentleman of repute. The property is very handy for all local amenities incl: Cash Converters, Tumbril Makers, Job-Centre, Unemployment Benefit Office, Salvation Army Soup Kitchen, Samaritans etc. 

TERMS :- CASH ONLY (Lots and lots of it please. OOOooh yeah! I love it. Lovely money. New notes- all crisp and crinkly - aaaaaargh. Covered in those erotic images, 20, 50. 100...... oooooooh....... too late.............. I'm coming darling!

             

FOLLOW ME.......I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!

  Joe 'The Fixer' Fitzpatrick, the brainshite who, as Woolyarse's election agent, wrote the crap that ended the egregious career of the lamentable and unlamented little twat, says he had no regrets about it. Well he wouldn't would he?  He's lost fuck all.  He's still got all his fingers in the local pies. Not for much longer one would hope. After the verdict was known, the arsewipe said, "Two High Court judges have decided to overturn the will of the people of Oldham East and Saddleworth." Aye they have Joe lad, but they did it using proper legal methods. You attempted to do it using lies, smears, racial intimidation, threats of violence and any dirty trick you could find in your bumper fun book, 'How to Shaft the Public.'  That you twat, is what makes you an unfit person to represent the good people of this town in any organisation. We have enough trouble with elected members in this town without an unelected piece of slimy shite, such as yourself, further muddying the waters. I guess what I am saying, Joe, is, For Fuck's Sake Fuck the Fuck off! You are embarrassing us all you freeloading, trough stamping arsehole. He ended his self paean with the stirring cry of  "I have no regrets. I stand by everything." Good! Then he should be equally prepared to fall by everything. You simply can't polish a turd. Can you?

THE TIME IS COMING!   WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

JUST SAY......NO !!!!

NEVER DARKEN OUR DOORSTEPS AGAIN........YER CUNT!!!

At last we've got rid of the duplicitous, lying, thieving, conniving, cheating, money grabbing bastard lump of useless crap!

What a fucking fitting end to a glitterless career. The only pity is that the little twat Woolyarse had to once more drag the name of Oldham through the mud. It was plainly evident from shortly after he first won the seat that the man was a total incompetent. Virtually everything he has touched has turned to shit in his hands. You sensed that the Labour party regarded him as an embarrassment but he has had his nose jammed so far up successive leaders arseholes that it has been almost impossible to dislodge him. Ah well, one down, one to go. We've been telling you for ages that Phil Useless was a con-artist but the Labour sheeple of this town are so blinkered they can't see the wood for the trees. It hasn't taken his party long to disown him has it?  It's a pity we didn't do it years ago. Even if Elwyn Watkins loses the re-run, we should award him the freedom of the borough for ridding us of, certainly Oldham's worst ever MP and possibly one of the worst MPs of all time. This was a man  solely intent on furthering his own aims and trousering as much public money as he could get his hands on. Every Government position he has held has shown him up for the light-weight ignoramus that he is, from his about-turns and lies over immigration to the shameful episode regarding the rights of our brave allies, the Gurkhas, he has been found wanting. Isn't it ironic that as Minister for Immigration he used the immigrant population to try and manipulate the course of the election. I bet the immigrant population of East Oldham and Saddleworth  love him for that and are overjoyed they voted for him. He used them as he used everybody along the way. They were a means to an end  that he was determined to win at all costs. Well, now he knows the cost.   It's getting on for £300,000 a year and he's blown it. It couldn't happen to a nicer chap!!  The man is now a liability to the party. Expect Millipede to cut him adrift smartish. He can always hide out with his hero Gordon the fucking Scottish barmpot, another of the 'never had a proper job in their lives mob,' Straw's another prime example. Why do we expect these morons who have never held down a proper job, to be capable of running the country?

So, now we come to the other scheming bastards with their fingers in this far from savoury pie.

 
Firstl, we have the fragrant Joseph Christopher Fitzpatrick. An Oldham councillor for eight years with two years as chair of housing. Now, chair of Positive Steps Oldham, chair of Homestart Oldham, chair of Breeze Hill governors and a governor at St Hugh's Primary. He was also Election Agent for Phil Woolas, and was the architect of the plan to discredit Alwyn Watkins with a series of lies, slurs and allegations of racism, which were published in a news-sheet sent out to the voters of Oldham East and Saddleworth. He knew these were all lies!

Secondly we have another of the free-loader brigade, John Bernard Battye, Woolyarse's 'parliamentary researcher'. He is the local gofer for Woolyarse, meddler, manipulator and string pulling trougher recently re-elected to Oldham Council. He knew these were all lies!



Thirdly we have the shadowy figure of one Stephen Green, who rejoiced in the title of 'communications lead' for Woolyarse.  He knew these were all lies!

These three concocted the plan to discredit Watkins when Fitzpatrick realised that Woolyarse was likely to lose the election. Woolyarse went along with it. He knew these were all lies!

What action can we expect from Oldham Council and the local Labour party? After all, if the main protagonist has been found guilty then the accomplices who aided, abetted and instigated the scurrilous attack must be equally guilty. Can we expect action from the party or are they furiously stirring the whitewash? Do we want low life schemers like this running and representing our town?  Is Joseph Christopher Fitzpatrick a fit and proper person to be a governor of two local schools and to hold more chairs than a Queen Anne dining suite?
The more rocks we turn over the more of these parasitic life forms we discover all beavering away grabbing as much of our cash as they can gather. 

 The time is here folks and the time is now...........

IT IS TIME TO SAY...... NO !!!!

YOU KISS MINE AND I'LL KISS..... MINE AS WELL!

Continuing the blog of Oct 7 'Add Tincture to Your Sphincter'  I see that the arseholes are still twitching in tune. In response to a question from Counc Ken Hulme asking how much it had cost and who had appointed the members of the Oldham Improvement Board. We find they were appointed by the leaders of the three main parties(no surprises there then). They met seven times and cost us £9604. Lynne Topspin, Cabinet member for performing a vanishing act on public money, said, this mere bagatelle made it a "no brainer" (she's well qualified there then!), and she wouldn't hesitate to take the same approach again. Of course she fuckin' wouldn't! It's not her bleeding money she's throwing around. It's nine households council tax. She claims it is an excellent 'invest to save' project. She has invested nowt. She has frittered away £9K+ of OUR money.
Her justification for this latest spendfest?  "The board was needed to scrutinise the Lib-Dem's plans to overhaul the declining council (her words), and tackle the £20M budget black hole they inherited from Labour. Why? They keep telling us they are the chosen ones to run this town and we pay far too many people far too much money to do just that. If they need to employ others to peer over their shoulders and scrutinise their works, then are they fit for purpose?  The Lab black hole is a vile calumny according to Lab apologiste and weasel Suttie, the greatest Councillor ever in the history of the world (his words), as every Lab budget balanced to within three farthings (ask yer granddad).
Topspins list of achievements - Winning Britain in Bloom...The flowers are all dead now. Anti-social behavior down by 15% this year and 27% last year....You don't get out enough Topspin.  £10M investment in highways...won't even fill all the potholes. Improved exam results... what the fuck has that to do with the council, apart from which, the exams are so fucking easy I bet some of the Council could pass them. Last but not least £1.45M investment in Oldham Coliseum...Instead of finding it a new home as it is obvious it can't last much longer left as is. Great. Loads of jobs, industry, amenities and regeneration in that little lot.
Topspin said board members were experienced(what in?) and well-respected (by whom?) figures in local Government.
Let's have a list of their names, qualifications and how much they scraped from the trough for this nonsense.

It is time to say.....NO!!!!

I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT ART. BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE!

 Fifty three thousand fucking pounds it cost us. It has never worked. It never looked like working! It was the ugliest piece of 'public art' you are ever likely to experience. What are we talking about? What else but The Whistling Piss-stone dumped by our philistine council in our high street. The fat fuck Sykes says, like the simple twat he is, 'Timewash did not cost the citizens of the borough a penny because it was paid for out of the European Development Fund.' What a stupid fucker that fat bastard is! Who the fuck does he think keeps all those dago, kraut, froggie bastards in their useless jobs?  Us! You stupid cunt! With all our taxes that are siphoned off to the foreign pricks every year. Listen to what the obesity has to say on the matter. 'Officers have tried on numerous occasions to get the fucking eyesore  sculpture operational but it has not been possible.' The fucking embarrassing waste of space has had numerous repairs, new manhole covers, extra filters and protective fittings. And how the fucking fuckety fuck much did that lot cost us?  His lardship says he will not sanction any further public money being spent trying to get this ill-conceived and poorly designed piece of crap to work. I should think not. You can fit in a lot of jollies for 53 Grand. He thinks it an embarrassment and to have done nothing and let it stay there would have resulted in it becoming a blight on the High Street and Town centre.. How the fuck can you embarrass Oldham town centre?. How the fuck can you blight a blight?
A spokesman for The Taxpayer's Alliance said. ' This is a lamentable waste of public money and someone should be held to account.' Good idea! Start with the fucking useless set of Labour twats who were responsible for it. Then let's go after the cretin who designed and built the piece of crap. Do what we all do when we buy something that doesn't work. Let's demand OUR money back.
We should make ourselves heard. We have a voice.

What we have forgotten is how to say   NO!!!!

PS Have just seen the project Info sheet from when the eyesore was installed. Guess who was officer responsible? None other than the unlamented Tony Noblet. Yes the very same. El Supremo of our roads.  Chief Gritter who hadn't realised that Owdham was hilly. Whatever happened to him? Is he now looking into potholes?  Is he Alcock's love interest?  Is he on the highway to hell?  Does anyone care?

All together now everyone say........NO!!!!