TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!

TROUGHERS BEWARE! THE HUNT IS ON!
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE! Bigger, sharper teeth than our ramblings in the on-line Oldham Evening Chronicle, which are being strangled by ever increasing censorship or moderation as they call it. We, the people of this town have no collective public voice to shout on our behalf, willing to question and challenge the lunacy visited upon us by the numpties in The Tower Of Babble, various thieving MPs, the legions of PC police at GMP, PAT'S, PACT'S, academy lovers, transport 'experts', vastly overpaid Council Officers from Charlie Chuckles downward, quangoes, placemen, do-gooders, do-badders, tree huggers, Brussels and Alcock! You get the idea? We intend to remedy this via the revamped Pigsticker. Now with added fibre. If any of you out there want to join us in restoring the town to it's former pleasant aspect, please feel free to submit articles. No moderation on this site!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

ON THE SEVENTH DAY GOD CREATED OMBC ....It's been downhill ever since!


MAY 12th 2011 << A Red Letter Day!

Seven-day pledge on assembly hall

Lie-bour vows to take action over eyesore building.




OLDHAM’S new Labour administration has vowed to take its first steps to transform Royton Assembly Hall within seven days. The Labour group has already held preliminary discussions over plans to reclaim the hall and says it will be one of its priorities. We don't want it fucking transforming. We want it bloody well finishing!

Manchester-based Whispers Developments bought the hall for £215,000 in 2002 with plans to turn it into a top-notch function venue. But nine years later, the scheme has failed to get up and running and the building remains unused.Unused? It's not even fucking finished!

The owner never paid a £3,500 fine last year for failing to secure the site, leading to Oldham County Court ordering the company to pay the council £6,699 for the works plus mounting legal costs.

Today Oldham Council was unable to confirm whether it had received the payment. Why the fuck not? This is our money. OMBC are accountable to us. Tell us the truth! Has the payment been lost? Is there no bookkeeping at OMBC?  Are the council saying they won't confirm it, claiming it's none of our business? Have bailiffs been sent forty-seven times as they would be if you or I owed 12pence on our council tax?

Councillor Bashforth Gushforth said: “Council leader Jim McMahon, (may his allowances swell), has confirmed his full support so we are eager to get the ball rolling and within the next seven days, as soon as I've wiped this shit off my nose, we will be getting a group together to hold talks with our legal team to start work on our options. So, talks will take place over plans to discuss  planning strategy  for meetings on the matter at which we will discuss talks to be held to plan further discussions, according to plan. By the way - Is this the same legal team that advised on the Vance Miller triumph?  If so we are in deep doo-doo once again.

Gushforth continued,“We are at a very early stage but we are hugely driven and determined to succeed, but there may be a few obstacles to pass after years of inaction.”  Years of inaction? Yer fucking right there pal! Nine of them. Most of them under the Lie-bour administration. Why would you change the habits of a lifetime now?  Nowt will happen. You couldn't pass a turd. 

He added that once the building has been inspected, the party will be planning for its future use with help from local residents and businesses. This, in Lie-bour parlance is known as a nonsultation. A mosque seems the likeliest outcome.


Cabinet member Councillor Phil Harrison Hardlysane, reading from the Jeremy Sutcliffe book of Lie-bour wit and repartee,  added: “What is important is that we move the situation forward." " It is very much on our agenda and I am confident that Jim, (may his expenses rise upwards), will deliver.” he added, wiping shit off his nose.


In order for our avid reader to keep track of the timeline during the seven day period, we have provided an elapsed time counter in the sidebar to the right. Follow the progress of this lightning fast saga as the greatest minds in this burgh do battle with the evil developers. Score to-date Evil Developers 3  OMBC  0

Why not contact Councillors Gushforth & Hardlysane or even drop a line to our good selves to express your thanks and  gratitude for their unstinting efforts. Contact our beloved leader Jim-Bob (may his bandwidth ever increase), on his lovingly crafted blog. Is it just me or can anyone else smell shit?  (Blow your nose. Ed) 

Coun Gushforth                                                                      Coun Harrison
53 Penthorpe Drive                                                                 33 Saffron Drive
Royton                                                                                  Moorside
Oldham                                                                                 Oldham
OL2 6JL                                                                                OL 2PU
0170 290313                                                                          0161 624 2717
stevenbashforth@oldham.gov.uk                                              philipharrison@oldham.gov.uk


Tuesday, June 21, 2011

TIP TO CLOSE!! .....No! not the town centre !


Greater Manchester Waste Disposal Authority (GMWDA) has voted for plans to close four public rubbish tips.
The sites – in Oldham, Prestwich, Heywood and Bolton – are now expected to shut within three months.
The closure decision, first announced in March, was ratified at the annual general meeting of the Authority held at Dukinfield Town Hall. After bosses said the move would save the authority around £875,000.

The four tips are at Chandos Street, Shaw; the Drinkwater Park site on Clifton Road, Prestwich; Peel Lane, Heywood, near Rochdale, and Union Road, Bolton. The GMWDA has twenty-one members drawn from all the councils in GM. It's erstwhile leader is our own, our very own, Charlie Chuckles - 'Turd' parker. The members from Oldham listed on the GMWDA website are Philomena Dillon and that ping pong ball of local politics, the waste of space Len Quinn. Quinn couldn't make his mind up which party to join at the local elections and fucked off into the wilderness. Philamean Chittyin is a complete waste of the earth's precious resources. So who knows which pair of tit-suckers represented this town. Probably Battye, Battye or Battye if there's any allowances going. 

Two members of the Authority AB-FUCKING-STAINED from voting. The gutless fuckers escape route! Is this what we pay taxes for?  So fuckbrains who are frightened of their own shadow can smarm about all day without having to engage their brain cell? Abstentions should be banned.

Now we come to the strange bit as reported in the local press, (not the OEC by the way). Of the nineteen worthless tossers remaining eleven voted for the above closures. 
BUT NOW
Six councillors – the authority's representatives from Bury, Oldham and Rochdale – left the meeting before discussions were held and a vote taken. Anyone care to explain????

Coun Lambert, leader of Rochdale council, said: “It is a sad day for local residents in each of the areas affected by this decision. We always knew that we had a hard battle in front of us but I believe the decision was effectively taken in March. I'd say the decision was effectively taken when the pillocks from Bury, Oldham and Rochdale fucked off from the meeting and surrendered. 

 
Lib Dem coun Mark Alcock, who led a campaign in Oldham, criticised a public consultation period into the plans and said the closure would cause more residents to dump recyclable waste in general household waste bins.  Hah!  Alcock (by name not nature) Hoist by his own petard. Now he has some idea of how a nonsultation works.
”
The closure issue has prompted a storm of protest from residents in Oldham, Bury and Rochdale.
But waste bosses said the budget savings needed – around 20 per cent of the authority's controllable spend – could not be found from any other source. The fifteen who remained in the meeting and for the vote, said that of course.

DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU ....NO! NO! NO!!!!

Monday, June 20, 2011

WILLY PULL IT OFF??



Dave Prentis Penis heads Unison, a union with more than 1.3 million members, most of whom work in the public sector. He has promised to unleash the biggest wave of industrial action "since the general strike" of 1926. Several other union bosses workshy fuckers have also promised to orchestrate a mass walkout of public sector workers. "It won't be the miners' strike," claims Penis. "We are going to win."
What has caused this vomit inducing diatribe is the Government's attempts to make public sector pensions fairer and more affordable.  Lord Hutton, the former Labour minister, produced the groundbreaking report on pension reform, published in the spring. This formed the basis for the Coalition's plan to raise the general retirement age in the public sector from 60 to 66, move from a final salary scheme to one based on career-average earnings and to increase contributions by an average 3.2 per cent. Hutton explains in the Sunday Telegraph, there is no alternative to this: given the additional years that people now live, public sector pensions cannot be sustained at their present level of generosity. The Coalition's proposals, which derive directly from Lord Hutton's report, involve workers in the public sector retiring at 66 rather than 60 – in other words, at the state pension age – and paying an average of around 3 per cent more towards the cost of their pensions. To ensure the change is fair, those on lower salaries will not have to increase their pension contributions. It is the contributions of those on the highest earnings that will increase the most; they will also lose the most when the pension moves from being based on final salary to a career average. That, as Lord Hutton also points out, is fair: At present, the lowest-paid workers are subsidising the pensions of the highest-paid.
you may think that the union leaders would appreciate the justice of the proposals. Not a bit of it. Union bosses are determined to do battle with the Government, and pensions have fuck all to do with it and are merely a pretext. In fact, Penis and his colleagues have stated explicitly that the real point is to oppose the Coalition's attempts to deal with the deficit by reducing state spending, which will impinge on their sordid little empires by reducing their client base. Since when was it a union's job to oppose the Government?  That's the function of the opposition. The function of  the greedy pigs of union leaders consists of getting as much of our money as possible into their pockets and fuck everybody else including their own members. Will said members follow them into the trenches? Follow is a bit misleading as the actual order is, 'Follow me lads, I'm right behind you!'  We believe that the majority will have the good sense not to. Four unions have voted to go on strike on June 30, three of them representing teachers. Are we not all getting pissed off with the, so- called teachers, forever whining and threatening? We'd think more of them if they were turning out a half-decent end product. Even though the majorities in favour of action look ominous, most members did not vote for it: indeed they did not vote at all. Each ballot involved a plebiscite in which fewer than half of the eligible members took part. Hardly a ringing endorsement of strike action. But  strike they will.
This boosts the case for a change in the law, put forward recently by the Mayor of London among others, that would require a minimum turnout of 50 per cent of members before a strike ballot is valid. Ministers last week said that they see "no need" to change the law. We do and we should tell these 'Ministers' our feelings on the matter. We think that if union leaders call a strike, a majority of their members should have at least participated in the vote. Contrary to what the Jurassic union leaders tell us, we, the public do not support them.  70 per cent of private sector workers have no pension, other than the state minimum, and do not see why they should pay ever more tax in order to fund generous pensions for public sector workers – who are, on average, paid substantially more. Mr Penis may say that the wave of industrial action "won't be the miners' strike". But if the blinkered obstinacy of the union leaders continues, the similarities with that debacle will be only too obvious.

The Public Sector Pensions Commission has accused successive governments of hiding the true cost of public sector pensions and raised fresh concerns about the state's £1 trillion of retirement promises.
In a comprehensive report it calls for urgent reform of the civil servants' gold-plated benefits. According to its analysis, public sector employees must save more than 40pc of their salary each year to fund their benefits but the amount actually being set aside is just 20pc – of which employees are providing only 6pc.
The shortfall has left taxpayers with a growing bill to plug the gap. In 2008, the top-up was £2.29bn. By 2011, it is expected to be £4.6bn. Including employer contributions made by Government departments, the cost to taxpayers in 2011 is forecast to be £18bn– or £700 per household. In a further bombshell the Commission claimed that if properly measured, the current service cost is actually over £35bn a year.
The Institute of Economic Affairs which produced the document, said: "This report underlines the urgent need for the Government to take action. Successive governments have avoided this issue for far too long."
The coalition Government has moved pension reform to the top of the agenda, and appointed the former Labour minister John Hutton to chair the commission on the matter.

The Institute of Actuaries, said: "The Government has hidden behind costings which pretend that the unfunded schemes earn a return well above [market rates] ... Like an unstable Ponzi scheme, it will only work if tomorrow's generations are able to stomach a higher cost to pay for the unfunded promises made today."
The size of public sector pension liabilities has been estimated at £770bn by the Treasury but actuaries Towers Watson put the true figure at  £1.18 trillion. 
And this prick Prentis Penis, ignoring all the evidence, says government cuts were hitting public services hardest. If the cunt lived in the real world instead of the rarefied atmosphere afforded by his £130,00 pa pay packet, he would know that workers in the private sector have been tightening their belts for some time.

As for the striking teachers, they will face significant public anger, especially after an Ofsted report said almost half of all schools in England are failing to provide children with a good education.  Some forty-five percent of schools inspected by Ofsted in the last eight months were ranked no better than "satisfactory", it was disclosed.  More than one in twenty primary or secondary schools were declared "inadequate"  - the watchdog's lowest possible rating.  Heads up on the picket lines and the marches teachers, there's something to be proud of !!  


Sunday, June 19, 2011

THERE WAS I DIGGING THIS 'OLE ....!


Oldham Road, Failsworth. One large hole in road surrounded by barriers and fencing. How long has it been festering there? A mere six months! Half a year the bastard thing has lain in the road disrupting traffic day after day. Has anything been done about it? Fuck no! But great minds are now thinking about it, as it has been realised that it won't heal up on it's own. Holes are now the remit of Counc Dave  Fibber Hibbert cabinet member for Arsing, Traipsing and Degeneration. He inherited this from the previous administration where it was filled by Counc Allcock (by name not nature), the position that is, not the hole. So the greatest minds in the known universe have been employed on the problem for months? N-o-o-o, not really. But we may be reaching a pivotal moment in the art of holemanship. Diddy, daddy Dave says, wait for it, "The problem is due to a collapsed culvert."  Phew! Thank God for that. Some of us were thinking it must be a black hole or a wormhole in space at least. But don't get complacent we are not out of the woods yet. Fibber tells us," This is a complex repair and we are working on a scheme to provide a long term solution." Ah, I see we are working on a plan to formulate a plan to plan the work we intend to carry out according to plan. Got that? Why not ask Fatarse Allcock (by name not nature), he should know all about culverts and 'oles. After all he spent most of the last administration stood in one on Rochdale Rd. Failing that, we have a cunning plan to cure the depression.

First: Dig largish hole down to culvert, sewer or whatever.
Second: Mend culvert, sewer or whatever.
Third: Fill in largish hole.
Fourth: Drop dollop of tarmac on top and roll for ten minutes or so with heavy round object (see Allcock (by name not nature)).
Fifth: Have a brew and a fag, fuck off home early.

I guess what we are saying is - GET YOUR FUCKING FINGER OUT  'IBBERT.  There have been holes in roads since time immoral. This is stone age science. It doesn't need schemes it needs three blokes with a digger and two shovels. You did enough spouting about what useless wankers the Lib-Dems were. I guess it takes one to know one. FILL IN or FUCK OFF!

IF YOU'D SAID....NO! WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SHIT!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

LET MUMMY KISS IT BETTER THEN....!


The Pennine Acute Trust, which runs the Royal Oldham Hospital, is looking for savings of £45M this year but has paid out £1.24m to management consultants in just three months.
Consultancy firm Ernst and Young received £100,000 in December £765,000 in March, and £376,000 in April, a total of £1,241,000.
A Trust spokesman said extra support and skills were needed to find ways of transforming services and making savings. “Using management consultants means we can get the extra support and skills we need without the added cost of hiring additional permanent staff.”
A couple of quick questions here guys.
Para 1 says the Pennine Acute Trust  'RUNS the ROH. What sort of running is it that has you spending millions of our money to do your job that you are being well paid for in the first place?
'Extra support and skills needed to transform services and make savings?'  What the fuck are we paying you chair polishers for then? Surely YOUR job is to provide the best services at the best prices all the time.

“Using management consultants means we can get the extra support and skills we need without the added cost of hiring additional permanent staff.” So you bunch of fucking moronic clusterfucks, paying £1.241Million to the parasitic 'management consultants' Ernst & Young is not added cost? What the fuckety fuck is it then? It becomes ever clearer that no bastard at PAT has the slightest clue on how to run anything. They are all quango squatting sponges. Isn't  it bloody easy to spend money when it's not your own? Do they realise they are now looking for savings of £46.24Million plus several more millions when the leeches at E&Y have stretched the job out several more months.

Is there nobody in the NHS with the nous to run a health authority efficiently and economically without us having to resort to the bloodsuckers of accountants who have never run a business of any sort and would be baffled by the mechanics of a whelk stall.

NO! NO! NO!....KEEP REPEATING IT. EVENTUALLY THEY'LL HEAR US

DADDY GONNA BUY YOU A DIAMOND RING...!



ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!

Sports retailer JJB is closing down its Oldham store in The Spindles Shopping Centre.
A closure sign has been posted on the two-storey former C&A unit and the company confirmed doors will close for the last time on Sunday, July 3.
The national retailer moved into the shopping mall 10 years ago.
Spindles Shopping Centre manager, weak brained mong, Mike Flanagan, said: “It is disappointing to see them go, but the landlord is working hard to fill this unit and the other units we have that are empty. Disappointing? You're easily disappointed then Flanagan. We reckon it's more of a disaster. Who's going to take these units? For years there have been empty stores in this development. No national chains are interested in coming to this blighted town. The Spindles  is one of the reasons for the decline of the town as a shopping centre. It effectively cuts the town centre in two. To the south and west of the monstrosity virtually all commerce has been wiped out, leaving but a kernel around Curzon St, Albion St & Henshaw St. to masquerade as a town centre. Everything in Oldham has been built in the wrong place. As I believe we have mentioned before, the Sports Stadium (A) should have been on Hobson Street and the multi-storey car park (B) should be on Lord Street opposite the Tommyfield ex-market. That's where you want your main car park. In the fucking town centre. It's not rocket science is it? (Well maybe it is to the mentally deficient tossers in the Tower Of Babble).

Now for the pant-wetting exciting fucking latest!
A new addition opened in Town Square on Wednesday — Bet you can't guess what it is can you folks? Ok. Give in?  It's a cock-sucking jewellery store. Hip, Hip, Hoo-fucking-Ray. Just what we wanted. Don't know how we've managed all these years without one. Oh shit! you wait years for one then they all come along together. There's another one opening on Saturday. Who is buying all this jewellery? The lumpen faced prats traipsing around the city of the dead every day in their depression coloured anoraks and ill fitting jeans? Is it the Saddleworth squirearchy sending it's menials down to the land of brown paper windows to replenish their solid gold, navel fluff boxes, or have their tiaras re-strung?
Surely we could have some variety in our stores. The town is crying out for a store like 'Pound Universe' for example, or a really unstylish dress shop or why not a 'Cheepanasties' furniture store? Judging by the way Oldhamers seem happy with the same old shit, perhaps a store selling donkey stones, dolly tubs and possers would go down a bomb. (Ask yer granny!)
It's a lot of wasted space for thirteen jewellery stores! 

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS KEEP SAYING .... NO!

A GOTTLE OF GEER - Or a goose!



Did anyone notice this hilarious piece of "Oldham Art' failed to reach it's reserve price at Christie’s in London this week.
The  painting by William Stott of Oldham, called Happy Valley had been expected to reach around £120,000.
Is it just me or is there anybody else out there would have the screaming hab-dabs with that hung on the parlour wall? Happy Valley?? Just look at the pair of them. I'd hate to meet them when they were miserable. If it's so fucking happy why isn't she gazing adoringly at the guy in the frock? Are those her hands or is she romantically clutching two pounds of  Wall's pork sausages? He seems to be inviting her to chuck herself in the stream. With a face like hers, I don't blame him.  Has he just discovered 'she' is really Harry Bamforth from Hollinwood and has just discarded the packet of three he had brought for the occasion? Where's his left hand? Is he a ventriloquist practising in a quiet spot with his dummy? Has he just dug her up out of Hollinwood Cemetery? Has she led him up the garden path and is now refusing to go all the way? (This theory was explored by Jeannie C O'Riley on her best selling record 'Happy Valley PT, Hey!)
Daisy Nook was never like this in the old days. Ask Lowry.

PS The frame's nice! It would set off my 'Green Woman' a treat!

Friday, June 17, 2011

THE POSTMAN NEVER RINGS AT ALL!


FRESH fears are looming for postal workers after reports suggested up to 40,000 more jobs could go.
Des Carney, national representative for the Communication Workers Union and death wish artist, said if the figures are to be believed, it could mean that delivery offices attached to sub-post offices in Greenfield, Dobcross and Uppermill could be moved down to Oldham.
“Oldham’s sorting centre has already closed, with about 150 staff going to Manchester."  The tram will be a godsend to them when it arrives then. 
“Now we’ve got to evaluate what the impact could be of the redundancies — there’s always the potential to strike.”
Only a brain dead union dinosaur could come up with that. How does Ded Corney imagine strike action will help when Royal mail are looking to shed 40,000 jobs?  Is it any wonder the town, the country the whole lot of us are up shit creek when we elect people like this wanker to be responsible for anything. Expect these bottom feeders to one day come out on strike against coming out on strike. 1950s mentality never grown up with one solitary idea of negotiation. Carry on like this Ded baby and you will be solitary. You will be a fucking union of one!

WHAT IS THE WORD? ....NO!  It's the one they don't like!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

A KEPT WOMAN - Well she kept all the benefits she wasn't entitled to!


Here she is! This is the fragrant Rebecca McGladdery who pleaded guilty at Oldham Magistrates Court to three charges brought by the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP).
She was claiming benefits, including incapacity benefit  (see how easy it is to get that?) and job seeker’s allowance, while working between January, 2008, and April, 2009.
The fraudulent payments totalled £6,413.
Now hear this The 44-year-old, a part-time cleaner  is training to be a teaching assistant.
She appeared on TV and in newspapers before last year’s General Election claiming Liberal Democrat candidate Elwyn Watkins was paying staff £2.80 less than the minimum wage when she worked for the party in 2009.
He was reported to HM Revenue and Customs but an investigation found they were working as volunteers and not employees and the matter was dropped.
McGladdery had gone to work for the Labour Party under the control of Battye and Fitzpatrick two of the less savoury characters in the Oldham political scene when she made the allegations. These two evil pieces of shite were employed by then Oldham MP Phil Woolyarse to run his re-election campaign. The fucker Battye used her to try and smear the Lib-Dem candidate even writing letters to the local press in her name. The actions of these three twats resulted in Woolyarse losing his seat.
At Oldham Magistrates Court yesterday , Michelle Mann, defending, said the claim was not fraudulent from the outset. It had arisen when McGladdery was asked to undertake overtime but failed to declare it. Bollocks! If she was asked to do overtime then she was ALREADY working and claiming incapacity benefit and job seekers allowance.  So Michelle Mann, tell us what is not fraudulent about that?
McGladdery was given a 12 month community order, which includes 60 hours unpaid work and a probation course. She was also ordered to pay £150 costs. A question here. She was being employed by Fitzpatrick and Battye, they should have known her circumstances. How come they are not charged with aiding and abetting the crooked bitch. Where are they now? Well, Battye's ont' fucking council again scraping his snout in the trough. Fitzpatrick? We have no doubt he is keeping a low profile sucking on the public tit, courtesy of his Lie-bour pals in the Council chamber. Thieves always stick together. By the way did you notice the 44-year-old slapper, a part-time cleaner  is training to be a teaching assistant. What!! Would you want this bent thieving fucker involved with your kids? What values would she bring to the job? What lessons in life would she impart to the impressionable minds of YOUR kids? That we should even contemplate such a thing shows the depths to which we have sunk!  What a shitehole town this is!!

SAY FUCKING .... NO!  IT'S THE ONE WORD THEY HATE

OLDHAM TEACHERS ON STRIKE - Exam results improve dramatically!

 The ideological pillocks in the NUT and ALT are prancing about with joy at the news that every school in Oldham is set to be hit by a series of walkouts after furious teachers backed strike action in a row over pensions.
About 1,400 teachers are aiming to strike on June 30, closing all 109 schools in the borough with unions saying further action could follow — though the walkout will be called off if the Government backs down. That's fucking magnanimous of the unfit for purpose tossers. Bet it would be called off quicker if the Government stood firm and said you're all sacked.
Now for the boring statistical bits. Try and stay with us folks.
There are 2,500 teachers in Oldham with 1,100 National Union of Teachers (NUT) members and up to 300 Association of Teachers and Lecturers (ATL) members.
In the ATL’s  ballot, turnout was 35 per cent (105) with 83 per cent of those (87) in favour. 213 were obviously not in favour.
The NUT's turnout was 40 per cent (440) with 92 per cent (405) members  in favour. This leaves 695 agin it or too thick or idle to make the effort.
So, out of 1,400 teachers 492 vote to strike. With the remaining 1,100 non NUTs or ATLs, this means 2,008 teachers in Oldham did not vote for strike action. Over-fucking-whelming, innit?
Secretary of the Oldham NUTs Tony Harrison said: “The NUTs in Oldham tend to be stronger than the national average on strike action. Really? 40% turnout?  Teachers are really angry. They stand to lose in some cases over £100,000 during their lifetime. Show us the figures wanker! It's a pity they are not really angry about the illiterate and innumerate youngsters they are turning out year upon year! It's a pity they don't cease the ideological bilge they stuff into the heads of kids, who are too thick to realise what is happening. 
The workshy fucker then goes on to say, “The attack on us is three-pronged. If the plans go ahead we will have to pay more in contributions, work longer and receive less. It’s a massive issue."  The only three pronged attack we'd like to make on you idle turds is with a pitchfork. You will have to pay more in contributions? Tough titty! Join the outside fucking world! Work longer! Work fucking longer??? We'd make you work until your pupils could read, write add up and converse in the English language and had maybe, some sort of future after schooling other than becoming another turnip on the NEETs pile! You think you will receive less? Most of us think you've been overpaid for years judging by the results we see each year and don't give us any of your 'look how exam results have improved' bullshit. The exams are so fucking easy I bet even some of your teachers could pass them.
He says, “People talk about teachers and other public-sector workers having gold-plated pensions but this is a nonsense as teachers, on average, retire with a pension of less than £10,000-a-year.” Again show us the bastard figures! Hands up all those that know a skint ex-teacher. Hands up all those that know ex-teachers who've taken 'retirement' at 50 to waltz off into another job. Or spend their fucking time annoying the shit out of us as councillors (oooh big pay days there) and other sinecures. Look at that fucking Suttie for one, retired after a 'lifetime' of abusing the minds of our kids,  at about eleven years of age and has since devoted his time to arse licking one of our MPs (I'll leave you to guess which), and pontificating on matters about this town about which he knows and always has known, nowt!
ATL secretary Iain Windeatt said: “We don’t take this sort of action lightly. Members are taking action with a very heavy heart. We want the Government to negotiate with us.”  We want your fucking teachers to teach. We want you to turn out kids with the basic abilities to get a job other than street wandering but it seems to be a forlorn hope when all your heads are stuffed with semi-political garbage.
A third teaching union, the National Association of Head Teachers (NAHT), will decide later this week whether to ballot members on strike action. Didn't you use to think folks that headteachers were appointed because of their superior abilities and flair to improve schools which they led? Forget that folks. They are all tarred with the same brush. Nobody gives a shit about anything only number one.
ATL general secretary Mary Bousted said: “This is a warning shot across the bows of the Government. When even the least militant education union and teachers working in private schools vote to strike, the Government would be wrong to ignore it.”  Why are teachers in private schools striking? Why do the financial and pension arrangements of these people concern the Government?  Or, though we very much doubt it, are they gleefully jumping on the strike bandwagon, in order to get even more days off?
How sad to see these irresponsible workshy wankers more interested in strikes and union action than providing a proper education to the youth of this blighted town to perhaps enable them to escape the quagmire of a jobless future in a washed up town. The two fat twats of the local teaching union Tony Harrison and that eminence grise of the Oldham teaching scene Bryan 'Striker' Beckingham have a lot to answer for. It's about time we told 'em to fuck off, put our house in order and tried to improve the education provided in this town!!!!


JUST TELL THEM ....NO! THEY DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT!

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