WE'VE BIN TOGETHER NOW FOR FORTY YEARS......and YEP IT BEATS WORKING!

Well fuck me! As if we didn't have enough to contend with! No sooner does the disgraced and disgraceful EX-MP for OE and Sadd start papping and squawking about how was such a good member, (member being the operative word), than we have that other waste of oxygen, the lobotomy known as Michael Moocher spouting the odds at us about how he and his party are totally blameless for the fuck-up, we, the people of this town, find ourselves in. In a full page diatribe in the Oldham Evening Counc Chronicle the vacant lot from High Wycombe tells us how hard WE are going to have it.
Oldham is the 42nd most deprived local authority in the country he tells us. Well, none of that came about on your watch did it Mickey. All these tales told by the old timers of when you first blighted our lives forty years ago, are all fantasy,eh! When he first started to dip his bread,  this town was a afflicted with  great industry, employment, facilities, amenities connections to other parts of the country and other such things, alien to the Lie-bor mindset.  He now tells us .. 'over a quarter of residents live in households with incomes below £15,000 a year.' Has he any concept of that statement? £15,000 a year? That's about what the money grabbing bastard is claiming for his SECOND home allowance. Part of the over £140,000 a year he claims in ' expenses,' this on top of his £65,000 a year salary. And this sanctimonious bastard talks to US about poverty? He claims the local housing market is a disaster area. He could help solve it. Why doesn't he rehouse some of those in the ' disaster area ' in one of his eight, nine or is it ten or more homes he owns. After all we probably paid for them.
Most of the forty wasted years of his parasitic sinecure have coincided with that most useless and destructive force of nature: a Lie-bor Council. They are all alike, tarred with the same brush, in it only for what they can get out of it. Not a fucking idea between them. Too busy trying to do the others down, they have no time or interest in trying to improve things. It's pure class and money envy. What has he brought to the party? Fuck all is probably an exaggeration! What has he benefited this town?  He hates the place, the inhabitants and even visiting the town never mind living here.
He spouts lists of people from various services who are in danger of losing their jobs due to cost cutting measures. No mention that these same services are top heavy with Lie-bor tit suckers appointed during the reign of his hero Brown, the one eyed, snot gobbling Scottish tantrum.
He asks, 'why is this happening?' His explanation: " It is because, as everyone knows, the bankers by their reckless greed derailed the whole economy and had to be bailed out at a cost of tens of billions of  pounds."  No you moronic twat, the banks did not HAVE to be bailed out. The same Broon, the financial wizard, the master of fiscal policy hadn't a fucking clue what to do, so he did what all Lie-bor fuckwits do when perplexed, he threw money at them. The same policy applied to local and national services. Money was hurled ad lib to each and every service with no accountability or checks. Local piss-ants grabbed as much as they could to expand their empires. Tier upon tier of unnecessary jobs created. Now we are seeing the results. Yawning chasms in finances, millions having to be cut from budgets to try and claw the country back out of  the vast pit of debt in which it finds itself.
The simple minded scumsucker tells us all this misery is because the Government chose to reduce the budget deficit rather than by running a job creation programme. What fucking jobs would you create Meac£er you mong? We have no manufacturing industry any more. We are weighed down with huge unemployment  exacerbated by Lie-bor's immigration policy. Most of the working population is sucking the state tit, be it as the ranks of the unemployed, members of the thousands of quangos set up by Lie-bor for their cronies, able bodied people claiming disability allowances and the like or simply the hugely overstaffed Lie-bor fiefdoms.
This has got to stop. There must be a cull. We cannot continue down this path. It was announced this week that the national debt is now over 1 trillion pounds. Do you understand that figure folks? It's a 1 followed by 12 noughts: ie £1,000,000,000,000. What this means is: We owe £15,954 for every man, woman and child in the country. That's more than £34,614 for every person in employment. Just to cover the interest will cost every household  £1,883 this year. This is the legacy, the poison chalice passed on to us by the twat Meac£er and the useless wankers called Lie-bor. Any regrets? Any remorse? Any apologies? You have got to be fucking joking! It's everybody's fault bar theirs.Will they acknowledge the fact, will they admit it? Will bears stop doing whatever it is they do in the woods?
Let me leave you with his words of wisdom ringing in  your ears. "What is so painful about all this is that the people of Oldham have done nothing to deserve it." Oh yes they have sunshine! year after year after year they have kept voting you and your ilk back into office. Any constituency where the voters had a bit of nous and you wouldn't have lasted forty minutes. You are a charlatan, a parasite preying on what you perceive to be the underclass. The sooner this town is rid of you and your indifference, the better.
I suppose we'll now be hearing from Meac£er's suppository, the meretricious little toe-rag, Sutty the brown nosed ratter.We look forward to the wit and repartee of the Lie-bor party bumper fun book emanating from his vapid mind. HE is to letter writing what Howard Sykes is to synchronised swimming.

THE ANSWER IS STILL ... NO!!

WHY DOESN'T THE UNWANTED PIECE OF SHITE JUST TAKE THE HINT AND ... FUCK OFF!!

The lying, thieving little twat, shits his last, free pantyliner as he comes face to face with  Alien!





The disgraced twat Woolarse is still spouting at us. As if we were the least bit interested in what the criminal scrote has to say about anything to do with the town. He says he feels ' vindicated ' after Lie-bor won the by-election. Let me disabuse him. Lie-bor winning the election has nothing to do with  his removal from the seat. He was fucked off because he is nothing more than a common criminal, who, along with his three fawning acolytes, Fitzpatrick, Battye and Green,  breached the Representation Of The People Act.  Is he seriously trying to tell us that because Lie-bor won, his strategy of lies, racism and bullying was OK?
The little gobshite continues: " ..the result vindicates (there goes that word again), my view that people and not judges should decide an election." Again let me disabuse the arrogant little fuckwit. The judges did not decide the election. They decided that you, you twat should not be part of it!
The conceited little fuckwad even tries to claim that..."The whole process was condemned by Oldhamers who ' missed out' on significant opportunities by having no MP." Do tell us what these opportunities were. What treats had you in store for the town in that period between your off-fucking and the by-election? You had thirteen fucking years to do something for this town (we know the other parasitic retard representing the town has had three times that, but we know he is a fucking mong and we'll deal with him shortly), so what had you planned for this period of weeks rather than years? Another pie in the gob? A rematch with Joanna Lumley after losing last time to a first round knockout? Perhaps a remodelling of the town was planned, new industry introduced. Maybe a connection to the outside world? Still, we'll never know now will we? Never mind though, we'll struggle along without you somehow.
The diatribe continues.."The Liberal democrats wasted everyone's time and money." Oh no they fucking didn't sweetheart! They fucked you off and that was worth every minute and every penny.
The talentless little twat announces he is hoping ..."to land a management post in the green energy industry." Wouldn't you just know it? The deceitful, lying, thieving slimebucket wants a job amongst his peers in the biggest deceitful, lying, thieving ' industry ' on earth! Who in their right mind would give employment to such a dishonest, morally bankrupt, devious little cunt? Oh, I guess the Lie-bor party could find a spot for him!
For the edification of the little prick we clarify  ' vindicate ' ..."To clear, as from an accusation, imputation, suspicion, or the like: to vindicate someone's honour."
You, Woolarse you pukeball, have been cleared of nothing. You were accused and found guilty. The imputation still stands. Your ' honour ' has certainly not been vindicated. You are totally without HONOUR you miserable twat. You were and still are an embarrassment to this town. Now for fuck's sake ...SHUT THE FUCK UP .. and .. PISS OFF!!

JUST KEEP SAYING .... NO!!

THERE'S NO HONOUR AMONG THIEVES: ESPECIALLY THE MORALLY BANKRUPT SCUM THAT IS THE LIE-BOUR PARTY!!

GUILTY!

GUILTY!

Six more MPs are facing fraud investigations over their expense claims after one of their colleagues informed on them to the police!
The MPs are thought to include a former Labour cabinet minister, two Labour MPs, two Conservatives and a Liberal Democrat.
The allegations are said to relate to inflated claims for household expenditure such as council tax, maintenance and utility bills.
The allegations have been made by a Labour MP, who represents a northern constituency, who passed details of alleged wrongdoing to police because he believes he was unfairly singled out for investigation over his own allowances.
If confirmed, it would be the first only time since the expenses scandal erupted in 2009 that an MP has made a complaint to police about fellow members of the Commons.
 Don't you just love these gutless fuckers? Wouldn't you have laid money on it being one of the Lie-bour shites  "If I'm going down I'll take the rest of 'em with me."
With any luck this thing will snowball and we can be rid of hundreds of the thieving, lying, morally bankrupt, twats.

WE HAVE GOT TO STAND UP AND SCREAM ....NO!!

THE OOZE HEAVED, A NOISOME BUBBLE BURST THEN SANK BACK WITHOUT TRACE. THE OOZE SLUMBERED ON UNCHANGED!

I was going to comment on the dire news from Oldham East and Saddleworth but Captain Ranty has done a far better job of it. I reproduce his blog for today in full. I thank him for saying what needed saying and commend you to his further thoughts here.
 

Captain Ranty penned these words about the 14,718 and has the nerve to call them gibbons. This is a calumny of the first order, a gratuitous slur on that fine upstanding creature, the gibbon. In the great scheme of things, gibbons are many rungs above the Lab voters of OE and S on the evolutionary ladder. The Labour voter is a much, much, much less complex form of life than was previously suspected. They are now thought to inhabit a backwater of evolution somewhere between sand and that black sort of mold stuff that grows on your tile grouting.  Scientists believe they have reached the topmost twig on their evolutionary tree and are fated to join  nature's abject failures, such as the arboreal hippopotamus, the uncommon cold virus and John Prescott.
There is no hope of redemption for this town. As private Fraser would have it: "We're doomed, all doomed!"

Once again thanks to Cap'n Ranty 

THE WORD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS ...... NO!

WATCH THIS BASTARD SQUIRM AND LIE AS HE TRIES TO TALK HIS WAY OUT OF THE SHITE!

That ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, was the unlamented former Dishonourable Member for Livingston, one, Jim Devine.  These are the devious, thieving fuckers you are voting for. Think long and hard on the 13th. 

IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE TO SAY .... NO! 

GOTCHA!! ..... YA THIEVIN' BASTARD!!

 

The thievin', connivin' fucker changed his plea to guilty and got away with eighteen months. Not nearly long enough  if you ask me,  but it's a start. What's the betting on these three bent fuckwads changing their pleas, 

having seen this result

BRING ON THE NEXT ONE

I'd like to bet Morley,  Devine and Hanningfield are loose in the fucking bowel region about now!

 

For what we are about to                   See  yoo Jimmee!                           No fancy dress where you're receive. Can we buy our                     Aye, in court ye twat!                                   going My lord.........

 way out of it?                                                                                                           My arse!

                                                                                                                                          

Don't you just love the mad bastard Devine?  The piece of shit was pictured just after he OD'd on                                        Irn-Bru!                                                                                     

Remember folks, next week in OE & S say..........NO!!   The alternative is more of the same!

XMAS HIGHLIGHTS........... ENTERTAINMENT OWDHAM STYLE!

Two Old biddys rescue injured goose!
“As we were feeding her, Val went round the back, grabbed her by the neck and put her in the bag. It was very easy to catch her.
“She is a beautiful goose. She was posing for the pictures as if she knew what was going on.”
She'll be fucking perplexed on Xmas day then! All golden brown with an onion rammed up her arse!

Ten candidates throw their hats into by-election ring
The candidates are: Elwyn Watkins for the Lib-Dems; Debbie Abrahams for Labour;  Kashif Ali for the Conservatives; Pirate Party leader Loz Kaye, a teacher at Liverpool  Institute of Performing Arts; Monster Raving Loony Party’s Flying Brick (Nick Delves),  David Bishop from the Bus-Pass Elvis Party and Peter Allen of the Green Party, who fought High Peak last year, narrowly losing on points after 10 gruelling rounds; Euro-MP Paul Nuttall,  will attempt to get more of his snout in the trough as UKIP candidate; Derek Adams represents the BNP and Stephen Morris from Bury the English Democrats.
If you combined all the brains of this bunch of chancers they wouldn't fill me grandad's flat 'at
If this news makes you feel nauseous, remove hat and throw your ring into it!

 Follow me; I'm right behind you
Brian Strutton, GMB National Secretary for Public Services, whose job is not under threat, but should be, said: “The cuts are here and now as the tsunami of job losses in local authorities just keeps coming. We have 87,374 posts threatened so far at 107 councils. GMB officers are consulting members on what they want the union to do in this unprecedented situation."
 What do the members want the union to do?? Is this wanker real? We want him and his well paid overstuffed cronies to get off their fat arses and try something constructive for a change. But no, he will probably, like all his jelly minded 'brothers', recommend 'strike action.' This of course will not affect Brian Strut-On, who will still be receiving his overlarded pay packet. Didn't hear no bleating when 'Comrade Brown' was increasing his power base, stuffing Labour clients in public sector jobs.

Bin collection info online

THE council has launched an online service for locals to keep up-to-date with bin collections.
Residents will be able to check waste collection schedules and find up-to-the-minute information about the affects of adverse weather on services. An amusing Xmas entertainment from your caring Council. This will provide everyone with a good laff on Boxing day as they search their 2011 calendars for 'Bin day.'


IT'S THE PRINCIPAL THAT MATTERS!

Great news on the financial front. The Council's 'Treasury Team' have managed to earn £15million by judicious investment of a lump of spare cash they found floating around. The council called this mysterious moolah, "money held in reserve." I didn't think we had any reserve. Did you folks? We are always hearing how short we are of the readies when anything needs doing. Maybe, like us, you've noticed interest rates are about one eighth of a point above shite at present. Therefore fifteen million in 'interest' indicates a huge sum of  "money held in reserve." How much? Do tell us. It's our money after all.

FROM THE OLDHAM EVENING CHRONICLE.....XMAS EVE 
"Your Chronicle will be in the shops early this morning to make sure you have the chance to get your hands on the local news and sport while getting your last minute shopping." But if you are an on-line subscriber, paying fifty quid a year, in advance, you've got nowt, nada, zilch, zero, fuck all! Good value OEC. Get your act together. Does no-one care any more?

PANTOMIME DAME
Councillor Lynne Topspin, cabinet member for Performing A Vanishing Act On Public Money, said: “This is the third year we have operated the Christmas closure scheme and it has proved very successful to date. If you count closure as a success, that is.
“The public should be relatively unaffected as to them it will appear like service as usual.
This plan makes sound economic sense for council tax payers, having saved the authority an estimated £77,000 last year over the three days. This from the Council that wasted £53,000 plus, of our money on the 'Whistling Piss-stone' street art.

Council leaders should be under fire fired!
 Town hall leaders are “stupid” if they cannot cope with savage cuts to their budgets, Communities Secretary Wilfred Pickles claimed yesterday. Nay, Nay, Wilfred lad, it's nowt do wi' coping wi cuts to their budgets. They are just plain downright fucking STOOPID, period.
Council leader Howard Sykes said Oldham was “in good shape” to handle the challenging budget settlement.
That's more than we can say for them two fat bastards, Sykes and Pickles. They've more chins between them than the Shanghai telephone directory. If I were that goose I'd watch out for a mountain of lard creeping up behind me, Paxo in hand.
Speaking of creeping up behind, we extend seasons greetings to Michael Moocher and his haemorrhoidal acolyte Suttie the Brown Nosed Gopher. What no card this year??

AND FINALLY........

To all those folks celebrating myriad diverse festivities of unknown and dubious origin with all their usual tolerance of the Christian ethos of this country.....To you we send this Christmas message.... BOLLOCKS!!

To our loyal, dedicated reader, from all here in the sty, we can only say..................

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS. 

Remember in 2011 it will be time to say ..... NO!!

QUESTION TIME ??????

This pile of twaddle from Ole Blubber Lips appeared in the Oldham evening Chronicle Fri 17th Dec The OEC had questioned why Labour had included him on the list of candidates for the forthcoming by-election. A reasonable question one may assume, given that his fingerprints were all over the operation which resulted in them losing their sitting MP in the constituency.

 

INTEGRITY IS NOT IN QUESTION

What the slimy toad seems to forget is that he was, alongside Joseph Fitzpatrick and Steven Green, responsible for promulgating and publishing the lies and innuendo in the various Labour rags, which lead to the downfall of Woolas. The actions of these three, in publishing personal attacks on Elwyn Watkins are what the whole court case hinged on. And he talks to us of integrity?

He states that in Court Judgement Para 125: His evidence, that the costs incurred by the Petitioner's election team was in the region of £200,000, was "unchallenged"

Also Para 125 The Court says "It is unclear from his statement how this very large sum was reached."

Para 126 says "One element in Mr Battye's estimate was evidence which the Respondent's election team had received from a former Liberal Democrat volunteer, Mrs McGladdery"

Para 131 The Court says: "We concluded that she was an unreliable witness."This woman made several unsubstantiated claims against the Petitioner and the Lib-Dems. The court said: " We were not persuaded that there was substance in any of these complaints and concluded that they demonstrated, unhappily, a preparedness on her part to make unfounded complaints......"
 "The Respondent, (Woolas), agreed when cross-examined that facts alleged in election addresses should be checked and should be backed up by RELIABLE evidence. We consider that on any objective assessment the allegations made by Mrs McGladdery were not reliable."

Para 131 The Court says: "We concluded that she was an unreliable witness."

Does that mean the evidence was discredited and unreliable???
Is this not the evidence upon which Battye based his accusations ???

This woman has been used as a stooge by  the Labour party  and Battye in particular. At one stage he was even drafting letters of complaint for her.
He claims that the "innuendo" in the editorial in the OEC was that his evidence was 'either discredited or unreliable.'

No blubberychops your evidence wasn't 'either discredited or unreliable.' It was discredited AND unreliable.
As for 'speculation about my integrity.' We are not speculating. We have you sussed. Much as we thought Woolas was a complete tosser, he deserved better than the three deceitful, scheming, lying pieces of shit: Battye, Fitzpatrick and Green.

THE TIME IS NOW!...... SAY NO !!

THERE'S A HOLE IN OUR BUCKET, DEAR HOWIE....A HOLE!

 This week it was reported that the Local Government Pension deficit 'totals £100bn'

A report says the scheme's liabilities have soared 41% over the past three years.
Latest research suggests the deficit in the Local Government Pension Scheme in England may have more than doubled in the past three years to £100bn.
The deficit would be equivalent to about 7% of the UK's annual economic output, and compares with a shortfall of £42bn three years ago.. Pension consultant John Ralfe who published the data, suggested taxpayers and scheme members will have to pay some £4 billion extra a year into local authority pensions to plug the gap over the next couple of decades. Communities Secretary, Eric Pickles said: "Town hall pensions are now costing over £300 a year to every household paying council tax,."  These latest figures point to an increase of two-thirds in pension contributions, from £300 to £500 a year for every household. He added,  'Town hall pensions are now costing over £300 a year to every household paying council tax. This is equivalent to a quarter of everyone’s local tax bill going to local government pension costs, rather than emptying bins, running libraries or cleaning the streets.' To cover the latest deficit figure will consume approximately one half of every household's council tax.'
Last year, when we first broached this subject, the deficit in the Oldham LGP scheme was reported to be £63.5 million. If the new figures are correct and based on the fact that it is very unlikely that OMBC have reduced the deficit, the figure now could be around £92 million.

Are all you council tax payers happy to be shoveling  half your annual extortion into the gold plated pension pots of the likes of Sykes and 'Turd' Parker, not to mention the myriad extra hangers on  managers, under managers, over managers, can barely managers and the couldn't manage a hot dinner, managers. Now you see why all our services are being hived off to outside companies, who cannot even manage to run their own operation efficiently. Now you see why we have no facilities, no amenities, no services. We have no money to run these things. You are paying the highest council tax in the area so that 55 year old, under-achievers who have spent twenty five years trying to justify their existence and ticking off the calendar to retirement day, can take their pot of gold and slope off to their Dordogne farmhouses where they sit laughing at us stupid fuckers.

Just look at those figures again!!  At present £300 of everyone's council tax goes towards the golden goodbye for the useless tossers. This will probably rise to £500 of everyone's council tax. Is this what you thought you were paying for??? Or were you labouring under the delusion that the bunch of brain-dead wankers were beavering away spending your taxes  on YOUR behalf to provide everything we thought we were entitled to expect, from people supposedly working for our benefit?

We have been asking for denial or confirmation of these figures for over a year now and if correct what steps are being taken to rectify the situation. We await any enlightening comments from the numbfucks in The Tower of Babble, but are not holding our breath!

IN THE MEANTIME: FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY...... NO!!

'EAD THE FUCKIN' BALL, MORE LIKE!!

This gormless shite came out with a typical slice of Labour fuckwittery the other day as he launched Labour's campaign for the by-election. There is no end to the self-delusional rantings of these knobheads who've never done a days work in their lives, but claim to be able to run every other buggers lives better than they can themselves. Read it and weep!

“I think it is shocking to see the plans for the north west,” he said. “Places like Manchester and Oldham thrived under Labour because we made sure that we made arrangements for areas with higher levels of deprivation were looked after."

Is he havin' a fuckin' laff ???  Oldham thrived under Labour?? Hands up all those who agree with that statement. For the last 30 plus years this town has been sliding down the slope of prosperity and quality of life. Nearly everything has gone! We have no amenities. No industry.  No leisure facilities. No market. No town centre left. Transport links to the town are a joke, we are virtually cut off from the rest of the world. 
Go and look at the records and photos of by-gone Oldham. See the bustling, prosperous, industrious town it used to be. Talk to the old folk who remember the good times. THEN you will realise that three-quarters of the town has fucking vanished. What did the mighty Labour party do whilst all this took place? Absolutely fuck all. They sat and drew their expenses, went on their jollies and yapped endlessly about their various self aggrandisement schemes. Empty vessels the lot of them. All wind and piss. Not an original idea from any of them down the years. Every one of them wedded to the Labour Party Manual. What a fucking waste!  It's the waste that gets to you. The wasted money. The wasted opportunity. The wasted time. The wasted lives.
Why the fuck the people in this town couldn't see through them, fuck only knows. Even now they are still at it, spoiling, spoiling, spoiling! Trying in their ignorance to score points off anyone who comes up with a halfway good idea. Against everything on principle if they didn't think of it first. No thought for the greater good of the town and it's inhabitants. Just so long as 'I'm alright Jack' is taken care of. We need a fucking clean sweep. A fresh start. Fuck the useless fuckers off!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD SAY......... NO !!