David Gauke, the new Exchequer Secretary, travelled to Oldham Police
station yesterday to talk to local officers about their new
crime-fighting hub. Sgt Rob Howarth tells Treasury Minister David Gauke: 'The thieving bastards in this town will steal anything not nailed down, including this 32inch flat screen TV.' Fuck me! where has it gone I had it in me 'and a moment ago.
Guess you'll need a crime number then, sarge!
Anyone able to help the police with their inquiries, please turn up Wednesday morning at about 10 or 11 o'clock. We'll go for a drive round town see if we can spot it.
Is the display on the wall similar to Countdown, i.e. one from the top row, one from the second row and two from the third row?
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